Dutch Court Discovers Imaginary Beer Sales Worth Millions
AMSTERDAM – The European beer market entered a new era this week when a Dutch court awarded €111 million to Macedonian Thrace Brewery, establishing that one of the most valuable products in European brewing is not beer, but a carefully prepared estimate of beer that might have been sold.
According to Reuters’ report on the Heineken damages ruling, the Amsterdam court ordered Heineken and its Greek subsidiary, Athenian Brewery, to pay the rival brewer. The award comprises roughly €43 million in lost profits and 68 million in interest. Heineken disputes the reasoning and intends to appeal.
The judgment concerns conduct between 1998 and 2014, when Athenian Brewery was found to have abused its dominant position in the Greek beer market. The Hellenic Competition Commission’s original ruling describes restrictive distribution arrangements and incentives tied to exclusivity, the sort of conduct Article 102 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union is meant to police. That is a genuine competition-law concern, not proof that popular beer should be punished for its popularity.
The damages calculation is another matter. It has handed European satire a gift.
Under the old economic system, a brewery earned money by selling beer. Under the emerging judicial model, money can also be earned by calculating how much beer ought to have been sold, adding a few decades of interest, and finding a judge willing to agree.
The latter method has one enormous advantage. Nobody complains about the taste.
1. Macedonian Thrace Brewery Collects a €111 Million Participation Trophy
Macedonian Thrace Brewery, producer of Vergina beer, has demonstrated that the modern beer industry offers several ways to achieve financial recognition. You can make an excellent beer, market it aggressively, build distribution networks, attract loyal customers and expand production.
Or you can become involved in litigation that lasts so long the original customers have retired, their children have developed drinking preferences, and their grandchildren are studying contract law. Macedonian Thrace Brewery filed its Amsterdam lawsuit in 2017. Nobody has had a quiet pint since.
The dispute raises a fair economic question: when should a rival receive compensation for profits it claims it lost because of unlawful conduct? That is a legitimate question.
The considerably funnier question is how a modern court reconstructs beer-drinking decisions made while Bill Clinton was still president. Did a man in Thessaloniki choose Amstel in 2002 because of distribution restrictions, advertising, habit, price, convenience or because his brother-in-law had already ordered six bottles?
Somewhere in Amsterdam, an economist must attempt to answer. If the customer was sufficiently thirsty, perhaps all six reasons applied.
2. Heineken Damages Case: Greek Beer Discovers the Perfect Ingredient Is a Dutch Judge
For generations, breweries competed over ingredients, recipes and manufacturing techniques. European competition litigation has added another ingredient. The affidavit.
Traditional beer production requires malt, hops, water and yeast. The new judicial formulation requires economists, attorneys, expert witnesses and seventeen filing cabinets.
According to the Amsterdam District Court’s explanation of the Heineken damages award, the compensation includes approximately 43.3 million in lost profits and 67.9 million in interest, calculated over a period reaching back to 1998.
That interest has been aging nicely. A wine merchant would call it a vintage. A banker would call it compound opportunity. A lawyer would call it Thursday.
The Greek brewer makes Vergina. The litigation, however, has produced a financial beverage so expensive that customers might reasonably expect a complimentary yacht.
3. Hypothetical Beer Sales: Heineken’s Greatest Mistake Was Not Hiring More Historians
Heineken has challenged the court’s assumptions about Macedonian Thrace Brewery’s hypothetical sales, prices and profitability. This is where European competition economics becomes hard to tell apart from historical fantasy.
The court must establish what the brewer might have earned if particular market restrictions had never existed. That means reconstructing an alternate Greece. In this Greece, restaurants stock different beers, wholesalers offer different deals, customers make different decisions, and an economic expert somehow knows exactly what everybody would have done.
Historians usually require documents before announcing what happened. Competition economists can reconstruct what didn’t happen and attach an invoice.
Imagine applying this method to ordinary life. A restaurant owner could demand compensation because people might have eaten more souvlaki if a competing restaurant had not occupied the better corner. A nightclub owner could sue because someone else’s establishment allegedly prevented 400 attractive customers from entering his premises. A divorced husband could calculate the wealth he might have accumulated if his first wife had been more understanding about the fishing boat.
History would become the country’s most lucrative export.
4. Hellenic Competition Commission Takes Longer Than the Odyssey
The Hellenic Competition Commission was created to safeguard competition. Its purpose is understandable: markets are supposed to offer customers choices, and companies should not unlawfully exclude rivals.
But Europe’s institutional machinery can turn a relatively straightforward economic principle into a legal journey longer than the Odyssey. The Commission’s ruling dates to 2015, was upheld by an Athens appeals court in 2017, and has since produced a Dutch lawsuit, a Dutch appeal, a European court detour and a 111 million bill.
Odysseus required ten years to get home. This dispute has needed substantially longer to turn commercial conduct into a court award. Homer supplied cyclopes, sirens and an angry sea god. Modern antitrust litigation supplies jurisdictional arguments, expert reports and legal costs.
Odysseus at least eventually reached Ithaca. The accountants are still calculating the interest.
The whole process has introduced a strange new definition of Greek tragedy: a drama in which the audience knows the ending, but every character must wait for the spreadsheets.
5. 68 Million in Interest Proves Waiting Is More Profitable Than Brewing
The most striking number in the judgment is not the damages. It is the interest. The court has awarded more in accumulated interest than in the underlying lost profits.
For every brewer in Europe, this presents a strategic question. Should a company invest in production facilities, delivery vehicles, refrigeration equipment and advertising? Or should it invest in extremely patient attorneys?
A brewery’s products begin deteriorating if left unattended for long enough. Litigation apparently improves. After five years, it becomes valuable. After ten, it develops complexity. After twenty, the interest has reached a maturity normally associated with rare Scotch whisky.
The new European brewing slogan practically writes itself:
Our beer is ready in six weeks. Our compensation is ready in three decades.
6. European Competition Law Produces a Product Nobody Wants to Consume
Europe has built an enormous apparatus for regulating commercial competition. This apparatus produces decisions, directives, opinions, interpretations and reports, and the resulting paperwork is staggering.
One can imagine a Brussels administrator entering a meeting to explain that competition is essential to economic prosperity. Naturally, the first item on the agenda would be how many forms a company must complete before engaging in it. The second would concern mandatory disclosures. The third would examine whether the first two items require a committee. The fourth would establish a five-year timetable for defining the word “competition.”
By the time the meeting ends, a small brewery could have brewed 40,000 bottles, sold 35,000 and consumed the remaining 5,000 out of frustration.
There is something impressive about an economic system that can turn a bottle of lager into a transnational discussion of hypothetical profits. It is rather less impressive when the bill arrives.
7. Vergina vs. Heineken: Greek Beer Faces the Terrifying Prospect of Being Judged by Customers
Vergina beer has received considerable attention because of the litigation. That attention raises a simpler possibility: allow customers to decide whether they enjoy drinking it.
A beer’s national origin does not guarantee its quality, and an international brand’s popularity does not automatically establish wrongdoing. The beauty of genuine market competition is that customers can make terrible decisions entirely at their own expense.
If a customer prefers Heineken, he can buy Heineken. If he prefers Vergina, he can buy Vergina. If he prefers something that tastes like warm mineral water rescued from an abandoned swimming pool, Britain offers several traditional pub options.
The customer should be permitted to make these choices without receiving a supplementary questionnaire from a competition economist. Imagine the waiter:
“Would you prefer the Dutch lager or the Greek one?”
“The Dutch, please.”
“Very good, sir. Please sign this declaration confirming that your decision was not improperly influenced by historical wholesale exclusivity arrangements.”
“I only wanted a beer.”
“Then you should have brought your lawyer.”
8. The Legal Profession Wins Europe’s Most Important Beer Competition
The Dutch courts have established the financial obligations. The competing breweries must navigate the resulting uncertainty. But the profession enjoying the most reliable business opportunity may be neither Dutch nor Greek. It is the legal profession.
Brewers face variable demand. Farmers face unpredictable weather. Retailers face changes in consumer preferences. Lawyers face all three and bill for discussing them.
European competition law, backed by the EU’s Antitrust Damages Directive, has created a market in which industrial enterprises can spend decades arguing about whether other industrial enterprises could have earned more money. The litigation may eventually end. The invoices never truly do.
If lawyers were subject to the same scrutiny as brewers, a competition authority might investigate why legal services become more expensive every year despite no measurable improvement in the speed of obtaining an answer. The resulting litigation would require more lawyers.
Capitalism has rarely witnessed a more secure business model.
9. Litigatus, Greek God of Hypothetical Profits
Ancient Greece gave Western civilisation mathematics, philosophy, democracy and several gods with remarkably poor impulse control. Modern competition litigation has inspired another deity.
Litigatus, God of Hypothetical Profits.
His temple stands in a commercial courthouse. His priests wear business suits. His sacred writings consist of Excel files. His principal miracle is converting goods never sold into money that must actually be paid.
Zeus controlled thunder. Poseidon controlled the sea. Litigatus controls the interest rate.
Ancient worshippers sacrificed livestock to secure divine favour. Modern corporations sacrifice legal budgets.
The Oracle of Delphi once answered humanity’s greatest questions with mysterious prophecies. The Oracle of Amsterdam now answers them with economic models. Both require substantial interpretation. But only one can calculate the estimated value of sixteen years of beer sales that never occurred.
10. EU Damages Law and the Beer Nobody Brewed
The economic dispute ultimately exposes a tension between two legitimate principles. Markets should reward enterprise, investment and genuine consumer demand. Markets should also remain open to competitors rather than being closed through unlawful exclusion.
The difficult part is establishing what compensation reasonably corresponds to proven harm. That problem deserves more attention than slogans about corporate power.
A compensation award should not become a windfall merely because enough economists can construct an alternative universe in which everyone was more profitable. Equally, a company should not escape liability merely because it was successful while engaging in unlawful conduct. The productive sector needs clear rules, credible enforcement and damage calculations based on evidence rather than speculative optimism.
Unfortunately, none of those principles offers quite the same entertainment value as a €111 million beer dispute.
Europe could settle this disagreement by inviting the relevant economists to sample several competing Greek and Dutch lagers. After the third round, everybody would discover that no two consumers possess identical preferences. After the sixth, they would struggle to remember which brand they had ordered. After the ninth, one economist would insist that the table had actually consumed twelve rounds in the hypothetical absence of distribution restrictions.
By midnight, he would have calculated 68 million in interest.
The Final Round: Heineken’s Appeal and Europe’s New Beer Economy
Heineken intends to appeal. Macedonian Thrace Brewery regards the judgment as vindication, as its own Vergina beer website and press releases make plain. The courts must determine how the law applies, while consumers remain free to choose what fills their glasses.
The wider lesson concerns the difference between protecting competition and protecting a competitor. The former helps create an open marketplace. The latter, taken too far, risks turning a business dispute into a method of collecting revenue without attracting another customer.
Europe’s breweries should compete to produce beer that customers actually want to drink. Europe’s regulators should protect that right without assuming that every lost sale is a regulatory problem or that every commercial disappointment deserves compensation. And European courts should remember that economists can calculate alternative histories with astonishing precision, particularly when someone else is paying for them.
Meanwhile, a new generation of entrepreneurs has identified what may be the continent’s most attractive business opportunity. Forget opening a brewery. Open a law firm specialising in breweries. You can still charge by the hour, nobody asks to taste your product, and your most valuable asset gets better every time the case is postponed.
At last, Europe has discovered a beer that improves with age. Unfortunately, it is the lawsuit.
Five Humorous Observations About Heineken’s €111 Million Beer Bill
- Sixty-eight million in interest on forty-three million in damages. You know who gets that kind of return? Nobody. Not Warren Buffett, not your cousin with the crypto thing. The best investment in Europe is a grudge with a docket number.
- They hired economists to work out how much beer people would have bought in 2002. I can’t work out how much beer I bought last Saturday, and I had a receipt. The receipt was no help.
- Somewhere in Greece there’s a guy who knows exactly what he ordered twenty years ago. Ask him. He’ll say “a beer.” That’s the whole study. Millions in math to arrive at “a beer.”
- Heineken says it’ll appeal. Of course it will. It’s the only thing in this entire case moving faster than the interest.
- Two brewers, a Commission, a Dutch court, a roomful of economists, and not one of them stopped to ask the only guy who matters, “Hey, how’s the lager?”
Our editorial board, the world’s oldest tenured professor and a philosophy major turned dairy farmer, can tell fresh from sour and has ruled that the beer is the former and the lawsuit the latter. The €111 million is a private compensation award to a Greek brewery, not a payment to the Greek state; the underlying finding involved unlawful exclusionary conduct, and Heineken is appealing. The courtroom chats and the god Litigatus are comic constructions. More news satire, served chilled.
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