Industry discovers phrase “this could destroy humanity” traditionally followed by “but the market opportunity is enormous”
SAN FRANCISCO – Technology leaders warning that increasingly powerful artificial intelligence could potentially pose serious or even existential risks reassured investors Friday that development would continue at maximum speed because apparently the sentence does not end after “existential risk.”
The ongoing debate appears here.
“We should take seriously the possibility that advanced A.I. could create catastrophic consequences,” said chief executive Mason Rusk during a technology conference.
The audience grew quiet.
“Which is why,” he continued, “we’re thrilled to announce our largest model yet.”
Applause erupted.
Scientists searched for missing pages in the speech.
There were none.
The Three-Step Rhetorical Format of the Responsible Race
The modern technology industry has developed a remarkable rhetorical format.
Step one: Describe A.I. as one of the most transformative technologies in human history.
Step two: Warn that it may create profound dangers.
Step three: Explain why this means your company must build it faster than everybody else.
This is known as the responsible race.
Everyone is racing.
Everyone is responsible.
Nobody may stop because stopping would allow less responsible racers to win.
The logic resembles a group of men sprinting toward a cliff because nobody trusts the others to reach the cliff first.
Each runner explains that only he possesses the expertise necessary to handle the cliff safely.
Investors find this persuasive.
Safety researchers find it exhausting.
Benefits of Powerful A.I. vs. the Question of Margins
Technology executives argue that powerful A.I. could also produce enormous benefits.
It could accelerate science.
Improve medicine.
Expand productivity.
Assist education.
Solve complex problems.
Possibly create discoveries humans could not achieve alone.
All plausible aspirations.
Then financial analysts ask the question civilization always asks after discussing humanity’s future:
“What are margins?”
The conference returns to normal.
Economists understand why companies continue developing the technology.
Competitive incentives matter.
If Company A slows down, Company B may continue.
If American companies slow, companies elsewhere may continue.
Nobody wants to surrender a potentially transformative market.
Thus even leaders worried about danger may believe acceleration is rational.
Humanity has encountered this problem before.
It is the classic scenario where everybody individually performs the action that collectively frightens everybody.
Teenagers call it peer pressure.
Economists call it strategic competition.
Silicon Valley calls it Tuesday.
“Building A.I. Safely” Meets “Ship Faster. Win the Future.”
Corporate websites reflect the contradiction beautifully.
One page says:
Building A.I. Safely for Humanity.
The next says:
Ship Faster. Scale Bigger. Win the Future.
Nobody in marketing noticed.
Or perhaps they understood perfectly.
The phrase “win the future” deserves particular examination.
The future is apparently a thing countries and companies can win.
Nobody knows what second place receives.
Probably regulation.
Executives increasingly stress that they cannot simply stop because someone else may develop dangerous systems less responsibly.
This creates the peculiar argument that the safest response to dangerous technology is ensuring your dangerous technology arrives first.
Firefighters rarely use this logic.
“We were concerned your neighbor might burn the building irresponsibly, so we started the fire ourselves under expert supervision.”
Venture capitalists applaud.
Researchers cough.
The Whiplash of Speaking Both Halves of the Sentence
Perhaps the executives are sincere.
Technological history is full of discoveries carrying both promise and danger.
The real satire is not that the tension exists.
It is how smoothly civilization now speaks both halves without noticing the whiplash.
“This technology could transform medicine.”
Wonderful.
“It could destabilize society.”
Concerning.
“We’ve raised $12 billion.”
Congratulations.
“Our mission is humanity.”
Excellent.
“Launch date is Tuesday.”
Of course it is.
When A.I. Leaders Sign Risk Statements and Keep Building
The pattern is documented. In 2023 the Center for AI Safety statement on AI risk was signed by prominent researchers and by leaders of major A.I. developers, comparing the extinction risk from A.I. to pandemics and nuclear war, even as their companies continued building ever more capable models. The incentive structure behind that tension has been described as an A.I. race, and economists often model it as a prisoner’s dilemma in which each player fears being the only one to hold back. When it goes badly, critics call it a race to the bottom on safety standards.
Some developers have tried to tie commitments to concrete triggers, such as Anthropic’s Responsible Scaling Policy, and the Future of Life Institute’s 2023 open letter called for a pause instead. Scholars of existential risk from artificial intelligence disagree about the odds. What most observers agree on is that warnings carry more weight when accompanied by action, such as external audits and the authority to delay launches. Without those, the second half of the sentence tends to win.
Satire Disclaimer
This is satire. Technology leaders hold varied views about A.I. risk, and companies differ significantly in their safety practices. The comedy targets the structural tension between warnings of serious risk and intense commercial competition to develop more capable systems. This story is entirely a human collaboration between two sentient beings – the world’s oldest tenured professor and a philosophy major turned dairy farmer.
SOURCE: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/opinion/letters/ai-threats-risks.html
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