Ministers want bankers to check whether Heathrow’s £49 billion expansion is affordable, as opening day drifts from 2035 to 2039 and the paperwork asks for another moment
LONDON – Ministers are lining up bankers to see if Heathrow’s £49 billion third runway is affordable, amid the suspicion that 2035 has become 2039. What’s the deal with a runway that has been late since before the people waiting for it were born. The sky was ready. The paperwork needed a moment.
Why the Heathrow Third Runway Opening Date Moved to 2039
The slip is not a rumour, whatever the runway is. Heathrow itself said the opening could be delayed until 2039, explaining that the real focus is still winning planning permission by 2029 and that a runway opens within a decade of that. It also admitted that 2029 was an ambitious target that needed rule changes nobody has made yet. Reading the statement is a bit like being told your train is on time, as long as the line is built first. Aviation trade press has since put it more bluntly: four years late, and the application hasn’t formally been made.
Forty-nine billion for a strip. A sophisticated strip, with approach lights, a consultation, a judicial review, and a man in high-vis explaining the other man in high-vis. You could build a lot of houses for that, except the houses need their own consultation and a different man in high-vis. Britain’s national costume is high-vis. It is worn to meetings.
What the £49 Billion Heathrow Expansion Is Actually Made Of
The headline figure turns out to be several things wearing one coat. According to the airport’s plan, roughly £21 billion goes on the runway and its related works, about £12 billion on new terminal capacity, and £15 billion on upgrading what is already there, work that Heathrow says it would do whether or not a third runway ever appears. The M25 gets tunnelled underneath the new strip, which is the sort of detail that sounds like a joke until you see the invoice. Ministers backed Heathrow’s scheme last November over the cheaper shorter-runway alternative from the Arora Group, and the Department for Transport has been quietly paying for that choice in meetings ever since.
Bankers are who you call when a number has become embarrassing and you’d like it translated into a different embarrassment. The report will say challenging but deliverable. Every Heathrow report since the invention of the report has said this. The runway remains a rumour with a budget.
None of this is the planning decision, either. The government has said the policy statement it is rewriting to guide the application does not itself give permission to build, only the rules for judging a future bid on noise, air quality, climate and the economy, a distinction the aviation press has been careful to repeat. So the order of events is: a policy about how to judge a plan, then a plan, then a judgement, then an appeal, then a runway. Heathrow says that once it is built, the airport could handle something like 756,000 flights a year. At the current pace of decision-making, a good share of those will be paperwork.
Britain’s Infrastructure Delay Habit, From Crossrail to HS2
Four years late is, in infrastructure, on time. Crossrail trained us. HS2 trained us. The National Audit Office has a shelf for exactly this kind of project, and the shelf is full. We greet a slipped date the way other countries greet a season. Ah. 2039. Lovely light.
There is a comparison that never helps. Heathrow runs on two runways. Paris Charles de Gaulle and Frankfurt each have four, and Amsterdam’s Schiphol has six, a fact that appeared in the same reports as the delay and was left to sit there like a cold chip. We are the country with the most famous hub in Europe, operating on two strips and a hope.
The Passenger’s View of the Third Runway Delay
A passenger who has been landing there since the second runway was daring said she does not need a third. She needs the first two to work on a day that is not slightly damp. The third runway cannot fix damp. Damp is the one bit we have fully delivered. London’s mayor remains opposed to the whole idea on noise, air quality and climate grounds, which means that when the runway does arrive, it will have been argued over by four generations of the same family, some of whom will have been born at Terminal 5.
We have spent a medium-sized runway deciding whether to have a runway. If it is built, planes will land, somebody will complain about noise, somebody will complain about capacity, both will be right, and a minister will commission a study into a fourth. The study will be affordable. The study is always affordable. The sky said it had availability. The sky has had availability the whole time. We’re the ones with the diary.
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