Princess Margaret May Have Suffered From Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Royal Historians Discover Queen Mother Believed Pregnancy Was No Reason to Interrupt Happy Hour
“Well, That Explains a Lot,” Says Britain, as Buckingham Palace Insists Royal Babies Were Traditionally Marinated Rather Than Delivered
LONDON — A new biography of Princess Margaret has raised the possibility that the late royal had fetal alcohol syndrome, and historians have responded by asking whether Buckingham Palace has ever gone a full afternoon without a drink in someone’s hand. The claim, reported by Yahoo Entertainment, has reopened the long-running question of the Queen Mother’s enthusiasm for alcohol and whether the British monarchy once treated prenatal care as a matter best left to Gordon’s Gin.
Royal biographer Meryle Secrest, in Princess Margaret and the Curse: An Inquiry Into a Royal Life, suggests that Margaret may have lived with developmental difficulties linked to alcohol exposure before birth. Coverage of the book is careful to say there is no firm evidence for it. The theory has nonetheless revived interest in the drinking customs of a family that regarded lunchtime gin as perfectly respectable, so long as it was served by someone in white gloves.
The British public took the news calmly, with something close to relief.
“Well, that explains a lot.”
The line has become the unofficial national reply to anything in royal history, though nobody is sure whether Britons mean Princess Margaret, the Queen Mother, the monarchy in general, or the decision to build an empire in which every important conversation took place over a drink.
Five Observations on Royal Pregnancy, Gin and Buckingham Palace
- The Queen Mother believed in drinking responsibly during pregnancy. She always made sure the baby wasn’t driving.
- Princess Margaret may have been the first royal born with a hangover. Most people spend their first nine months in the womb. Margaret apparently spent hers in a cocktail lounge.
- Historians are investigating whether Buckingham Palace ever experienced a sober afternoon. So far, they’ve found three occasions, all involving a shortage of gin.
- The Queen Mother reportedly worried about losing her drinking powers during pregnancy. Most mothers count the baby’s fingers and toes. She was counting the hours until cocktail time.
- Buckingham Palace insists royal babies were never exposed to excessive drinking. They were merely aged in the finest spirits, like everything else the aristocracy considers a national treasure.
Queen Mother’s Gin and Dubonnet Routine Turned Pregnancy Into a Nine-Month Cocktail Reception
The Queen Mother was famously devoted to gin and Dubonnet, cocktails and martinis, and she pursued them with the discipline of an Olympic athlete or a civil servant guarding a pension. Accounts of her routine have her on gin and Dubonnet through the day, with the martinis arriving at about six in the evening. Six was presumably chosen because five seemed vulgar.
Historians are now looking at whether any of that changed when she was expecting Princess Margaret in 1930.
The Palace is expected to fall back on its usual defence of aristocratic excess, which holds that behaviour alarming in an ordinary household becomes a charming eccentricity when the person doing it had a grandmother who owned a castle. An unemployed bricklayer drinking gin at ten in the morning has a problem. A Queen Mother doing the same thing has a tradition. A woman in Manchester who asks for a martini before breakfast might be offered medical assistance; a royal who asks for one gets a silver tray, a footman and, in time, a commemorative portrait. The distinction is understood to be constitutional.
Buckingham Palace Insists Royal Babies Were Marinated, Not Delivered
Buckingham Palace has a long reputation for keeping up traditions that ordinary people dropped generations ago, among them hereditary privilege, ceremonial sword-carrying and letting elderly relatives drink whatever they like without anyone raising an inconvenient question.
The possibility of prenatal alcohol exposure raises awkward questions about royal maternity customs. Did the Queen Mother regard nine months without alcohol as a reasonable sacrifice? Did anyone suggest orange juice? Was water ever served without a formal declaration of national emergency? And, most troubling of all, did the royal maternity ward come equipped with a drinks trolley?
In the aristocratic medical thinking of the period, pregnancy was a delicate condition that called for rest, fresh air and enough staff that the expectant mother never had to open her own bottle. A new royal baby was a cause for national celebration. The next round was a cause for celebration considerably sooner. In an ordinary maternity hospital, babies are weighed shortly after delivery. At Buckingham Palace the question may have been whether the new arrival was shaken or stirred.
Princess Margaret and Queen Elizabeth II: Historians Discover a Remarkable Difference Between Royal Sisters
Princess Margaret, born in 1930, was known for her glamour, her romantic scandals, her rebellious streak and a general refusal to behave as though every waking moment were a rehearsal for a state funeral. Her older sister, Queen Elizabeth II, took a much more disciplined line on royal responsibility. Elizabeth preferred duty. Margaret preferred excitement. Elizabeth opened hospitals; Margaret preferred establishments with bars. Elizabeth maintained the dignity of the Crown, while Margaret sometimes gave the impression it would be livelier with champagne in it.
For decades historians put the contrast down to temperament, family circumstances and the pressures of royal life. The new biography adds another possibility, though whether Margaret had fetal alcohol syndrome cannot be settled from anecdotes alone. That has not stopped Britain’s royal commentators, a profession that has spent generations confidently diagnosing the emotional problems of people they never met.
One royal historian’s working theory is that Elizabeth inherited the throne and Margaret inherited the job of making family gatherings interesting. The monarchy needed one daughter to preserve tradition and another to remind the country that tradition goes down easier after several drinks.
Queen Mother’s 1925 Letter Reveals a National Emergency Over Her Drinking Powers
The most illuminating detail comes from the Queen Mother’s correspondence during her earlier pregnancy with the future Queen Elizabeth II. In 1925, having developed a sudden aversion to wine, she wrote to her husband, the future George VI:
“It will be a tragedy if I never recover my drinking powers.”
Most expectant mothers would have been worried about the baby’s health. The Queen Mother had the additional worry of never again enjoying a decent glass of wine. The word tragedy deserves attention. The British Empire had come through war, economic crises, political upheaval and a remarkable run of incompetent aristocrats, and the prospect of losing her taste for alcohol was enough to bring Shakespeare to mind.
Historians believe the letter belongs in the national archives, preferably next to a bottle opener. The Queen Mother recovered her enthusiasm, lived to the age of 101, and handed Britain’s alcohol industry a marketing opportunity so large that entire advertising departments could have retired on it.
Buckingham Palace Searches for Evidence of a Single Sober Afternoon
The wider inquiry into royal drinking habits has run into a basic problem with the records. Nobody knows what counted as excessive drinking in aristocratic Britain, because the people keeping the records were usually at the same parties.
Breakfast champagne was sophisticated. Lunchtime gin was customary. Afternoon sherry was hospitable, evening martinis were essential, dinner wine was obligatory, and after-dinner brandy was close to a constitutional requirement. At no point was anyone drunk. They were relaxed, spirited, colourful, or simply enjoying the privileges of their position. A working-class person showing the same symptoms would have been described far less generously.
British class consciousness has always been able to turn alcoholism into eccentricity by adding a title. The Duke of Somewhere can finish a bottle of whisky, insult the ambassador and fall asleep under a billiard table, and society will remember him as a magnificent character. A factory worker who does the same thing loses his job. Historians call this the British constitution.
NHS Explains Why Princess Margaret Waited Nearly a Century for a Possible Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Diagnosis
The suggestion that Princess Margaret may have had fetal alcohol syndrome also shows how far medical knowledge has moved since her birth. The condition was first described in medical research in 1973, more than four decades after Margaret was born. When her mother was pregnant, the risks of alcohol exposure were not understood as they are today. The NHS now advises that no level of drinking in pregnancy has been proven safe and that not drinking at all is the safest choice.
It is one of the few corners of modern British life where science has clearly beaten royal tradition. Medical experts now recognise that alcohol exposure in pregnancy can cause lifelong developmental difficulties. Royal experts, meanwhile, still struggle to explain why a grown man needs a servant to arrange his ceremonial trousers.
The NHS could use the Margaret controversy as a textbook case of delayed diagnosis. A patient born in 1930 gets a possible explanation in 2026. Ninety-six years. In parts of Britain that would count as an encouraging improvement in specialist waiting times.
Was Britain Ever Sober Enough to Notice? Royal Drinking and the British Empire
The biography raises a broader question. If the Queen Mother’s drinking habits are being reconsidered, should historians go back over the whole British aristocracy? Britain spent centuries exporting civilisation and importing enormous quantities of alcohol. Its officers drank gin, its admirals drank rum, its aristocrats drank champagne, its politicians drank whisky, and its diplomats drank whatever the host government was pouring. Whole generations of statesmen negotiated treaties after enough drink to make the average pub landlord question their judgment.
At its height the British Empire covered a quarter of the world’s land surface, an achievement for a ruling class that routinely sat down to dinner already halfway through its second bottle. Historians credit naval power, commerce, industrialisation and military organisation. But it is hard to rule out that the British conquered so much foreign territory because nobody could remember where they had parked the fleet.
By the twentieth century the system was so entrenched that offering a guest a glass of water might have been taken as a diplomatic insult. Water was what ships floated on. One did not have to drink it.
Princess Margaret’s Greatest Contribution May Have Been Exposing Royal Respectability
Princess Margaret’s reputation as the rebellious royal says about as much about Buckingham Palace as it does about her. What counts as rebellion in a family where nobody is expected to earn a living, everyone lives in an enormous house, and the public pays close attention to which fork is being used? Margaret went to glamorous parties, pursued controversial romances, enjoyed nightlife and expressed opinions. For an ordinary Londoner that is a reasonably successful weekend. For a member of the royal family it threatened a thousand years of constitutional stability.
Elizabeth dedicated herself to preserving the institution. Margaret sometimes behaved as though somebody ought to explain why preserving it required everyone to stop enjoying themselves. Perhaps that is why Britain found her so entertaining. She was one of the few royals willing to act as though tremendous privilege might occasionally be fun.
Royal Historians Conclude the Queen Mother’s Drinking Explains Quite a Lot, But Not Everything
Medical experts have rightly warned against diagnosing Princess Margaret after the fact on thin evidence. The charity National FASD has stressed the importance of scientific accuracy, proper support and avoiding stigma when fetal alcohol spectrum disorder is discussed. The royal drinking customs, however, remain available for less delicate examination.
Whether Margaret had any prenatal alcohol-related difficulties may never be established. What can be established is that the British aristocracy developed a sophisticated vocabulary for drinking. A cocktail was refreshment. A second cocktail was hospitality. A third was tradition. A fourth was loyalty to the Crown. By the fifth, somebody was probably getting a knighthood. And when ordinary Britons voiced concern about alcohol consumption, the aristocracy could always remind them that certain privileges were reserved for people of superior breeding.
The controversy leaves historians with a new view of the House of Windsor. Perhaps the monarchy’s greatest achievement was not constitutional continuity, surviving two world wars, or producing Queen Elizabeth II. Perhaps it was persuading an entire nation that gin before lunch was a character defect in the poor and an adorable personality trait in the rich.
And that, Britain agrees, explains a great deal.
The question now facing royal historians is whether Buckingham Palace has ever had a sober afternoon. The search continues. Unfortunately, the man responsible for the archives has gone for a drink.
Editorial Disclaimer
The medical hypothesis concerning Princess Margaret is unconfirmed. The palace proceedings, drinking protocols, and official explanations described here are satirical commentary on royal customs, class privilege, and historical attitudes toward alcohol. Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder is a genuine medical condition deserving informed, compassionate treatment.
This story is entirely a human collaboration between two sentient beings: the world’s oldest tenured professor and a philosophy major turned dairy farmer.
SOURCE: Yahoo Entertainment
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