LONDON — The London Mayor’s budget is due to face the Assembly’s Budget and Performance Committee, with City Hall hoping to come in comfortably under scrutiny. Officials have proposed a ceiling of two meaningful questions per department, with a contingency in case an Assembly member follows up on the answer to the first one.
The committee’s published agenda includes the Mayor’s draft budget for 2027–28 and supporting climate budget tables. The papers are available in advance. Several members were said to have opened them at the same time, briefly creating the sort of peak demand for financial transparency that City Hall usually models over a five-year period.
London Mayor’s budget assessed against the cost of looking at it
“The trouble with scrutiny is that it expands to fill the questions available,” explained a mayoral aide. “If you let someone ask what a programme costs, their next move is often to ask what it does. We had budgeted for one of those.”
Each spending proposal has been presented alongside a short explanation of the benefits it will bring. Benefits that can be counted go in a table. Benefits that cannot be counted go in the introduction, where they can be larger and are considerably harder to argue with. A benefit the committee remembers funding last year can also be counted as continuity.
The draft will be examined against other pressures on the capital. Assembly members will have the opportunity to ask what would happen if an assumption turned out to be optimistic. Historically the official answer has been a new assumption, which is much quicker to produce than a bus shelter.
City Hall identifies savings in the top half of the cake
At a rehearsal, a finance officer cut a tiny strip from one tier of a cake to illustrate efficiencies. A member asked why the entire bottom layer remained intact. The officer explained that it had been bought as part of a long-term arrangement and was now officially an ingredient of the table.
Londoners wishing to follow the proceedings can consult the Assembly’s 2027–28 City Hall budget timetable. Anyone comparing the figures should be aware that an item can grow in cash terms, fall in real terms and remain deeply important in the Mayor’s opening statement, all without standing up.
The Prat has previously covered councillors’ treatment of the Nolan principles. One committee veteran said it remained useful to ask who was responsible for a decision. He recommended phrasing it as a compliment if the person in question was still in the room.
City Hall will consider any recommendations after the hearing. An advance forecast puts the number of recommendations accepted at slightly above zero, with a saving of four pages if the committee can be persuaded to submit them as one recommendation with very small print.
The world’s oldest tenured professor and a philosophy major turned dairy farmer put their two sentient heads together for this satire. The cake has been referred to the next meeting.
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