Iberico de bellota is defined by what the animal ate in its last months, and the fat is genuinely different
Jamon Jamon in Camden holds a 4.1 from eleven hundred and seventy-two people, charges twenty to thirty pounds, and the ham is the point.
Bellota
The word means acorn.
And jamon iberico de bellota – the top grade – is defined by the fact that the pig spent the final months of its life eating them.
It is not a marketing term. It is regulated, and it is checked, and the labelling is legally controlled.
The dehesa
Which is the landscape, and which is one of the most interesting agricultural systems in Europe.
It is oak woodland – holm oak and cork oak – thinned out, with grass beneath, running across enormous areas of western Spain and Portugal.
And it is not wild. It is a managed system, maintained for centuries, in which the trees, the pasture and the livestock are held in a deliberate balance.
The pigs are released into it in autumn, when the acorns fall, and they roam and eat and get very fat – and the density is controlled, and each animal is allocated a certain area of woodland, because there is only so much acorn.
It is one of the very few genuinely sustainable large-scale meat systems in the world and it exists because nobody could think of a better use for the land.
What the acorn does
It changes the fat.
Acorns are extremely high in oleic acid – the same monounsaturated fat that dominates olive oil – and the pig incorporates it into its own tissue.
Which means the fat on a bellota ham is chemically different from ordinary pork fat, and it behaves differently: it is softer, it melts at a lower temperature, and it begins to melt on your hand if you hold a slice.
That is the test. Hold it. If it does not start to go translucent, it is not what it says it is.
The cutting
Which is a trade, and a serious one, and it is not showing off.
A cortador cuts by hand, with a long flexible knife, into slices that are almost transparent – and the reason is temperature.
A thick slice does not melt in the mouth. A slice that is nearly translucent releases the fat immediately, on the tongue, at body heat.
The thinness is not decoration. It is the delivery mechanism, and a badly cut ham is a worse ham, and the difference is enormous.
The finding
Seven postcodes and seven hundred and twelve articles.
The constraint made the product. The dehesa exists because the land was poor. The pigs eat acorns because there was nothing else. And the greatest cured meat in the world is a by-product of a landscape nobody could farm.
Verdict
Good tapas, honest number.
Order the bellota. Hold it. Watch it melt.
The grades
Which are colour-coded on the label, and which are worth thirty seconds because the difference is enormous.
Black label – bellota, from pure-bred Iberian pigs, acorn-fed in the dehesa. The best, and the most expensive.
Red label – bellota, acorn-fed, but from a cross-bred animal.
Green label – cebo de campo. Free-range, but fed on grain as well as whatever it forages.
White label – cebo. Grain-fed, indoors.
They are all called jamon iberico. They are not remotely the same thing, and the price reflects it, and almost nobody in Britain reads the label.
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