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Britain’s Newest Economic Theory

Harriet Collins

Prince Harry Discovers Britain’s Newest Economic Theory: Everybody May Make Money Off Diana Except Her Son Royal Commentators Unveil Exciting New Doctrine of Capitalism Without Harry LONDON, ENGLAND. Prince Harry has once again endangered Western civilization by considering the reckless financial activity known as getting paid for work, according to critics responding to reports that he may participate in a documentary about his mother, Princess Diana. The controversy follows reporting that commentators accused…

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Royal Drama Has Returned To Traditional Format

Caitlin Moran

Britain Relieved To Discover Royal Drama Has Returned To Traditional Format Of Passive Aggression And Fancy Hats LONDON. Well. That’s a relief. After years of streaming contracts, transatlantic sulking and the occasional six-part documentary about somebody’s feelings, the country can finally unclench. The royal feud has gone back to how it’s meant to be done. A tight smile across a marquee. A hat you could land a small aircraft on.…