Kate Middleton Accused of Being an AI Hologram After Committing the Crime of Changing Her Trousers LONDON Discovers a New Conspiracy Theory: The Princess Has More Than One Pair of Trousers LONDON. Kate Middleton’s fans are rallying to her defense this week after a small but extremely confident corner of the MORONIC internet concluded that the Princess of Wales could not possibly have completed the National Three Peaks Challenge, because…
Britain Relieved To Discover Royal Drama Has Returned To Traditional Format Of Passive Aggression And Fancy Hats LONDON. Well. That’s a relief. After years of streaming contracts, transatlantic sulking and the occasional six-part documentary about somebody’s feelings, the country can finally unclench. The royal feud has gone back to how it’s meant to be done. A tight smile across a marquee. A hat you could land a small aircraft on.…
The Royals Have Discovered Public Transport, And Frankly It Shows LONDON — The House of Windsor spent this week proving it can do almost anything a normal person does, provided there are nine photographers, a mayor, and a 640-year-old treaty to lean against. Royal Tours Now Require A Tram And A Truly Heroic Amount Of Gravitas The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh kicked off their Portugal trip by riding a historic Lisbon tram,…
