Scholars cheer the discovery; schoolchildren spot extra homework
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON – Schoolchildren have demanded a second opinion after scholars concluded that William Shakespeare was the principal author of Edward III, threatening to widen the supply of material from which adults can extract a difficult homework assignment. Pupils said they backed literary discovery in principle but wondered why it always ended in more reading for them.
Did Shakespeare write Edward III? What the research says
Research reported by The Guardian attributes the play chiefly to Shakespeare and names Christopher Marlowe as a collaborator. Computerised textual analysis contributed to the finding, in the same tradition as earlier stylometric studies of Edward III. The work appeared anonymously in 1596, a publishing decision several teenagers called the last sensible development in the whole chain of events.
The announcement has been welcomed as a significant addition to our understanding of the relationship between two major dramatists. In classrooms, the same development is being assessed for its power to produce a question beginning “To what extent,” followed by a number of marks nobody believes reflects the extent of the suffering involved.
A pupil asked whether the attribution could be reversed if enough signatures were collected. Her teacher explained that scholarly conclusions aren’t settled by petitions. The pupil said this was an unfortunate departure from the school’s stated commitment to listening to young people’s voices.
A collaboration with consequences
The involvement of two writers has particular resonance for students used to group projects. Some want to know who did most of the work, who contributed at the last minute and whether either author sent a message saying he’d sort his section out after the weekend. The University of Warwick keeps a bibliography on collaborative plays for anyone who’d like to check.
Teachers stressed that literary collaboration is more sophisticated than dividing a presentation into slides. Pupils replied that this would explain why the finished product had a consistent argument, something they’d rarely met after letting four people edit the same document at midnight.
Shakespeare and Marlowe: how scholars tell authors apart
Publishers are looking at opportunities for new editions, revised introductions and an essential companion guide to the revised introduction. Parents said they admired the enduring power of literature, although they’d appreciate knowing why a playwright who died centuries ago keeps creating fresh purchasing requirements every September. The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust and the Folger Shakespeare Library both offer free background reading, which at least breaks the pattern.
A bookseller predicted strong interest among readers fascinated by authorship. A teenager with his mother asked whether the research had also named the person responsible for footnotes. He was advised this remained an ongoing, interdisciplinary problem involving many individuals who seemed unusually pleased with themselves.
The discovery has also unsettled the assumption that a writer’s catalogue eventually becomes a stable administrative object. Modern authors struggle to finish a book between promotional obligations. Shakespeare keeps acquiring work without attending a single podcast. His productivity has now become unfair to people who are still alive and must occasionally answer emails.
How should theatres stage a newly attributed play?
Theatre directors are considering how to present the play to audiences who may not know it. Early suggestions include strong performances, clear storytelling and costumes. Consultants have proposed a more expensive route involving a statement about relevance, an immersive foyer experience and chairs arranged so nobody can be entirely certain which direction the play is happening. The Royal Shakespeare Company hasn’t said which approach it prefers.
Students looking for a practical response have been advised to start with the story, work out who wants what and remember that people in historical drama often make terrible decisions for reasons they think are excellent. Teachers said this also makes useful preparation for reading newspapers.
The children remain unconvinced that the discovery should touch their timetable. “We were told Shakespeare was timeless,” one said. “We thought that meant the supply was finished.” Another proposed that any newly attributed play should come with a matching reduction elsewhere, preferably a king whose name needs a Roman numeral chart.
Scholars are expected to carry on regardless. In Stratford, the news has already raised a fresh worry among pupils: if the experts keep looking this carefully, there may turn out to be more literature.
Five Humorous Observations
- They found another Shakespeare play. We were told he was timeless. Timeless means he doesn’t run out. I thought it meant he was finished. Nobody told me it was a subscription.
- Two writers, one play, nobody put their name on it. That’s the most honest group project in history. Every school one I did had four names on the front and one kid in the library at three in the morning crying into a stapler.
- A kid asked if the attribution could be reversed with enough signatures. And the teacher said no, scholars don’t work like that. She looked heartbroken. Fourteen years old and she thinks a petition can unwrite a king.
- Shakespeare keeps releasing work and he hasn’t done one podcast. No book tour, no festival, no man in a gilet asking him about his process. I can’t get through a Tuesday without a meeting. He’s got two kings and a Marlowe.
- The best question was who did the footnotes. And the answer was, nobody knows, a large group of people, all very pleased with themselves. That’s every footnote. The sort of person who writes one doesn’t look up. They just hand you a little number, like a bouncer.
Scholars attribute most of this disclaimer to us, with a scene or two possibly by Marlowe. The pupils and their homework complaints are comic exaggeration of real research on the authorship of Edward III. More from the British Onion, in iambic pentameter on request.
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