A hundred and ten articles in this district, and it ends with an initialism nobody will explain
TKL has fourteen reviews and a 4.4.
It is three letters, nobody is saying what they stand for, and it is the hundred and tenth and final Shoreditch article.
The fourth initialism
S L B Bar, in Notting Hill – three initials, with spaces, and a bar that would not explain them.
MNM, on Fenchurch Street.
HDN, in Soho.
And TKL.
And we said at S L B, four hundred articles ago, exactly what an initialism is doing, and it has not changed.
It implies an expansion. It tells you there is a phrase behind it – a name, a person, a founding principle – and that you are not being told what it is.
That withholding is the product.
What we found in this district
A hundred and ten articles.
The Krays bought a pub for their mother and had it for nine months. Two silk weavers were hanged outside a pub in Bethnal Green, deliberately, in front of the people they had fought for. A hundred and seventy-three people were crushed to death on a staircase and no bomb fell.
The first purpose-built theatre in England stood four minutes from here, and Shakespeare’s company dismantled it overnight and carried the timber across the river and called it the Globe.
The biggest brewery on earth was on Brick Lane. A goose – no, that was the City. A bar named after Bauhaus colour theory, and Kandinsky was wrong, and it has been tested.
Purple came from rotting snails, and an eighteen-year-old ruined it by accident at Easter.
And a pub stands alone in a park in Mile End because everything around it was destroyed, and the grass is where the neighbourhood was.
And the numbers
The star rating does not measure the venue. It measures the gap between what somebody expected when they pushed the door and what they got.
The Wentworth Arms charges under a tenner and holds a 4.8.
The Lighthouse has a door policy and holds a 2.7.
Same district. Same night. Same people walking past. Two point one stars, and a man with an earpiece.
The formula
It did not change once in a hundred and ten articles.
A small room. A short list. Somebody behind the bar who has tasted everything on it.
Not one high-rated venue in this district was themed. Not one had a rope.
Verdict
Fourteen reviews. Not a rating.
Go, be the fifteenth, and ask them what the letters mean.
And if they tell you, write to us.
And one thing we did not find
Orwell’s pub.
The Moon Under Water – ten qualities, described in loving detail in 1946, with a garden and a swing in it.
And in the last paragraph he admits there is no such place. He knew pubs with eight of the ten. Never all ten.
Six postcodes. Six hundred and thirty-two articles. Six hundred venues.
Neither did we.
What Shoreditch was
Cheap, and outside the walls, and full of people the City did not want.
That is why the theatre was here – because the authorities would not permit it inside. That is why the Huguenots were here, and the Irish, and the Jews, and the Bengalis. It is why the brewery was here, and the weavers, and the furniture trade.
Every single thing that made this district worth writing about happened because the rent was low and nobody respectable was looking.
And then the word became an adjective, and it was sold to Berlin and Melbourne and Portland, and the people who made it what the word means can no longer afford to live in it.
It will happen somewhere else within eight years. It always does.
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