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London Singles Swap Dating Apps for PowerPoint Pitches

Women demand stronger evidence of emotional availability, while men ask whether romantic compatibility can be demonstrated using Excel LONDON, ENGLAND. Britain’s increasingly desperate singles have discovered a revolutionary alternative to dating apps: standing in a room while somebody delivers a business presentation explaining why another human being might be worth taking to dinner. London PowerPoint Dating Events Replace Swiping With Slides The trend was highlighted by reporting on London’s PowerPoint…

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Anti-Fitness Club

Anti-Fitness Club Becomes London’s Fastest Growing Club AFC Members Praise Revolutionary Workout Plan: Not Going, Not Trying, Not Feeling Bad About Either LONDON — Deeply Concerning, Finally Honest In a development fitness experts are calling “deeply concerning” and ordinary Londoners are calling “finally honest,” the Anti Fitness Club has become the capital’s fastest growing club after promising members they will never be asked to lift, stretch, sweat, jog, squat, lunge,…

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Britain’s Tech Elite

Britain’s Tech Elite Discover The One Thing Money Can’t Code: Someone Pretending To Care British AI Millionaires Now Paying £18,000 A Day For A Human Being Willing To Hear The Word “Blockchain” Without Leaving The Country LONDON. In a development that has stunned absolutely no one who has ever stood near the Silicon Roundabout at lunchtime, British AI millionaires are reportedly paying up to £18,000 per day for professional companions willing to…