Britain Relieved To Discover Royal Drama Has Returned To Traditional Format Of Passive Aggression And Fancy Hats LONDON. Well. That’s a relief. After years of streaming contracts, transatlantic sulking and the occasional six-part documentary about somebody’s feelings, the country can finally unclench. The royal feud has gone back to how it’s meant to be done. A tight smile across a marquee. A hat you could land a small aircraft on.…
King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch and a Warm Hug—But William Says Bring Your Own Tea This satirical piece responds to ongoing speculation about potential reconciliation between King Charles III and his younger son Prince Harry, following years of public tension after Harry and Meghan’s departure from royal duties, their explosive Oprah interview, Harry’s memoir Spare, and the Netflix documentary series. Recent reports suggest the King may be softening his stance, though Prince William reportedly remains…
A Smart Defence of Beatrice and Eugenie: Britain’s Most Unbothered Princesses Let us get this straight right off the bat: Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie did not wake up one morning and revoke their own titles, nor did they hold a board meeting at Buckingham Palace with a “Scrap Royalness?” flip chart. When the royal title reshuffle happened, it was about their father’s titles, not theirs — and the news cycle blew it…
