The royal hawks were kept at the King’s Mews, then the horses moved in, and the word never left
The Hawke holds a 4.6 from a hundred and eighty-five reviews, charges ten to twenty pounds, and the bird in the name is the reason there are mews all over London.
A mews is a moult
Which is one of the best etymologies in this city.
Because to mew is a falconry term. It means to moult – to shed and regrow the feathers.
And a mews was the building where hawks were kept while they were moulting.
Which is a serious business
Because a moulting hawk cannot fly properly.
She is out of condition. She is vulnerable. She cannot hunt, and she must be kept safe, and fed, and left largely alone until the new feathers are grown.
And a trained hawk was an enormously valuable animal – years of work, and considerable expense – so you did not simply leave her in a shed.
You built her a mews.
And the King had one
The King’s Mews, at Charing Cross – where the royal hawks were kept.
And then, in the reign of Henry VIII, the royal stables burned down.
And the horses were moved into the mews.
And the word never left
Which is the whole point.
Because from that moment, mews stopped meaning a place for moulting hawks and started meaning a place for horses.
And then it meant a lane of stables and coach houses behind a grand terrace – and there are hundreds of them in London.
And when the motor car removed the horses, the buildings were converted into houses – and they are now among the most expensive addresses in the city.
Which is the finding
Eight postcodes and twelve hundred and seventy-four articles.
The word outlives the object, and nobody notices.
A penknife in a language where nobody has cut a pen for two hundred years. A dashboard that stopped the horse throwing mud at you. Every pilot in a cockpit, which is the pit the fighting birds were put in. A parlour, which is where a monk was allowed to speak.
And a millionaire in Kensington living in a converted stable that is named after a bird growing its feathers back.
And falconry was a class system
Which is the last piece, and it is genuinely strict.
Because there were, by long tradition, rules about which bird you were allowed to fly – and they were ranked by social station.
An eagle or a gyrfalcon for a king. A peregrine for an earl. A merlin for a lady. A goshawk for a yeoman. A kestrel for a servant.
The lists that survive are late and somewhat literary, and the Prat would not swear to the details.
But the principle is real: the bird on your fist announced your rank – which is exactly what a coat of arms does, and exactly what a pub sign was doing.
And the kestrel at the bottom of the list is the one worth noting – because it is the bird a servant could fly, and it is the bird in A Kestrel for a Knave, and the whole point of that book is a boy with nothing who is good at one thing.
Verdict
Excellent, cheap, strong number.
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This reads like someone’s been quietly furious for fifteen years and finally documented it.