British Government Announces New Crime Prevention: “Crime Should Not Happen”
British Government Announces New Crime Prevention: “Crime Should Not Happen” | Officials Confident That Stating Obvious Goal Prevents Criminal Activity
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British Government Announces New Education Standard: “Students Should Learn”
British Government Announces New Education Standard: “Students Should Learn” | Officials Confident That Goal-Stating Replaces Educational Practice
British Government Announces New Poverty Solution: “Just Stop Being Poor”
British Government Announces New Poverty Solution: “Just Stop Being Poor” | Officials Confident That Suggestion Eliminates Economic Disadvantage
British Government Announces New Transportation Solution: People Should Teleport Instead of Using Cars
British Government Announces New Transportation Solution: People Should Teleport Instead of Using Cars | Official Confident That Suggesting Impossible Technology Solves Traffic Problems
British Government Announces New Crime Solution: “Crime Should Stop”
British Government Announces New Crime Solution: “Crime Should Stop” | Officials Confident That Suggesting Crime Cessation Prevents Crime
British Government Announces New Environmental Policy: “Nature Should Exist”
British Government Announces New Environmental Policy: “Nature Should Exist” | Officials Confident That Suggesting Environmental Protection Replaces Actual Conservation
British Government Announces New Infrastructure Plan: “Infrastructure Should Exist”
British Government Announces New Infrastructure Plan: “Infrastructure Should Exist” | Officials Confident That Stating Obvious Goal Constitutes Infrastructure Policy
British Government Announces New Environmental Policy: Will Address Climate Change In 2087
British Government Announces New Environmental Policy: Will Address Climate Change In 2087 | Administration Confident That Delayed Action Eventually Becomes Action
British Politician Announces New Housing Solution: “Just Build More Houses”
British Politician Announces New Housing Solution: “Just Build More Houses” | Official Confident That Obvious Solution Requires No Implementation Details
British Government Announces New Housing Solution: “Build Cheaper Houses”
British Government Announces New Housing Solution: “Build Cheaper Houses” | Officials Confident That Vague Budget Reduction Constitutes Housing Policy
British Government Announces New Transportation Policy: “Build Fewer Roads”
British Government Announces New Transportation Policy: “Build Fewer Roads” | Officials Confident That Reducing Infrastructure Improves Transportation
British Politician Announces New Economic Solution: “Everyone Should Just Stop Being Poor”
British Politician Announces New Economic Solution: “Everyone Should Just Stop Being Poor” | Official Confident That Suggesting Poverty Elimination Will Achieve It
British Social Services Announces New Child Protection Strategy: Children In Crisis Will “Resolve Their Own Issues”
British Social Services Announces New Child Protection Strategy: Children In Crisis Will “Resolve Their Own Issues” | Agency Confident That Shifting Responsibility to Children Improves Outcomes
British Government Announces New Education Reform: Eliminate Literacy Requirements
British Government Announces New Education Reform: Eliminate Literacy Requirements | Administration Confident That Removing Basic Skills Standards Improves Education Quality
British Government Announces Solution to Homelessness: “Just Buy a House”
British Government Announces Solution to Homelessness: “Just Buy a House” | Officials Confident That Suggestion Addresses Housing Affordability Crisis
British Government Announces New Housing Policy: “Houses Should Be Affordable”
British Government Announces New Housing Policy: “Houses Should Be Affordable” | Officials Confident That Stating Goal Solves Affordability Crisis
British Government Announces New Environmental Protection: Declare All Animals “Essential Infrastructure”
British Government Announces New Environmental Protection: Declare All Animals “Essential Infrastructure” | Administration Confident That Reclassifying Animals Protects Them From Development Projects
British Government Announces New Healthcare Plan: “Healthcare Should Exist”
British Government Announces New Healthcare Plan: “Healthcare Should Exist” | Officials Confident That Stating Obvious Goal Constitutes Healthcare Policy
British Government Announces New Climate Policy: “Weather Will Improve”
British Government Announces New Climate Policy: “Weather Will Improve” | Administration Confident That Positive Thinking Addresses Climate Crisis
British Government Announces New Healthcare Solution: “Stay Healthy”
British Government Announces New Healthcare Solution: “Stay Healthy” | Administration Confident That Suggestion Prevents Illness
Australia Social Media Ban
Australia Bans Teens From Social Media, Accidentally Discovers Teens Have Been Online Longer Than the Government The Australian government announced this week that it has successfully removed thousands of social media accounts belonging to children, only to discover moments later that most of them were SEO bots, several were abandoned cryptocurrency projects from 2021, and at least one was a motivational quote page run by a Labrador in Brisbane. Prime…
British Government Announces Solution to Poverty: “People Should Just Earn More Money”
British Government Announces Solution to Poverty: “People Should Just Earn More Money” | Administration Confident That Suggestion Eliminates Income Inequality
British Politician Announces New Healthcare: “Just Think About Being Healthy”
British Politician Announces New Healthcare: “Just Think About Being Healthy” | Official Confident That Positive Thinking Replaces Medical Treatment
British Government Announces New Mental Health Solution: “Have You Tried Just Being Happy?”
British Government Announces New Mental Health Solution: “Have You Tried Just Being Happy?” | Officials Confident That Suggesting Happiness Solves Depression and Anxiety