Burnham Announces Britain Is More Than London

LONDON — Andy Burnham became Prime Minister on the proposition that Britain is more than London. This is true in the same way that a house is more than its hallway. It is also the sort of truth that becomes harder to enact once you live in the hallway and the hallway has better broadband.

Burnham’s public character is the man who buys a round. SNL UK has already put him on television offering drinks to the Sussexes. The sketch works because it is only a slight exaggeration of the brand: a northern politician whose superpower is appearing to remember that people exist north of Watford, while standing in a studio that is, inevitably, in London.

Devolution as a Promise That Has to Catch a Train

The new government speaks fluently about mayoral powers, retained tax, and the Bakerloo line as if the Bakerloo line were a metaphor for national renewal rather than a Tube line that has been “about to be extended” since some of its passengers were at school.

Experts told Parliament that mayors need the power to raise and spend money locally. Burnham, as a former mayor, agrees. Burnham, as Prime Minister, now has to decide whether the Treasury — which lives in London, thinks in London, and lunches in London — will let go of the till.

This is the oldest joke in British government and it has never needed new writers. The regions ask for power. Whitehall asks for a business case. The business case asks for a consultation. The consultation asks why the regions cannot be more like London. London asks why the regions cannot stop going on about it.

Tourist Tax, Hospitality, and the Politics of a Night Away

Mayors have been handed, or are about to be handed, the ability to levy overnight stays. Hotel owners call it a raid. Councils call it fairness. Families who take children to the seaside in August call it the reason they booked a cottage in Wales and then argued about parking.

Burnham’s name is on the architecture of the levy even when the levy is collected in someone else’s town. That is the privilege of the premiership: your ideas travel further than you do. So do the invoices.

The Relatable Problem

Relatability is a useful campaign tool and a poor operating system. A Prime Minister who is good at sounding like a person still has to run a state that sounds like a committee. The committee meets in SW1. The person is from Greater Manchester. The diary splits the difference by putting Manchester on the branding and London on the calendar.

None of this makes Burnham a villain. It makes him the latest occupant of an office that eats regional accents and emits press releases. Starmer never really left, according to one of this newspaper’s earlier investigations; the hard drive stayed. Burnham has brought a different hard drive. The building has not changed the sockets.

What “More Than London” Would Actually Require

It would require money that does not have to apply to London first. It would require infrastructure that is not announced in a docklands backdrop. It would require a media class willing to cover a story that does not have a Zone 1 postcode. It would require voters to accept that “levelling up” is not a slogan you retire when you win.

Until then, the Prime Minister will continue to announce that Britain is more than London from a podium that is in London, to cameras that are in London, for an audience that checks the story on a phone whose signal dies in a tunnel under London.

The North will survive. It always does. It has practice. The joke is that the man who was supposed to end the joke now has to live inside it.

Isla Campbell

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