Senior officials convene to determine government position before breakfast concludes
Downing Street convened an emergency meeting early this morning to determine what the government believes today, following concerns that multiple narratives had begun circulating without adult supervision.
The meeting, described by insiders as “urgent but familiar,” was called after officials realised they were simultaneously defending a policy, distancing themselves from it, and claiming it had never existed, all before breakfast.
“This is about clarity,” a senior aide explained, shortly before asking whether clarity was still the chosen tone.
Daily Narrative Development Process
Attendees included senior advisers, communications staff, and at least one person whose job appears to be nodding thoughtfully while others speak. Coffee was served. Several whiteboards were filled, erased, and filled again with phrases like “strong leadership,” “measured response,” and “this was always the plan.”
Early discussion focused on whether today’s narrative should be “decisive action” or “careful consideration.” A compromise was reached in which ministers would project decisiveness while explaining that nothing could be rushed.
“It’s a tightrope,” one participant said. “You want to sound in control without committing to anything you might regret by lunchtime.”
Contextual Developments Preferred
Officials also debated whether events should be framed as challenges, opportunities, or misunderstandings. One adviser suggested “contextual developments,” which was praised for meaning nothing at all.
By mid-morning, the meeting had expanded to include a review of potential future narratives, just in case today’s did not survive contact with the news cycle. Backup options reportedly included “learning lessons,” “listening to concerns,” and “focusing on delivery.”
The Prime Minister was briefed on the outcome, then asked which version felt right. According to sources, the response was “whichever one polls better.”
Governing By Vibe
Outside observers note that such meetings have become a daily fixture at No. 10, replacing earlier forms of governance that relied on policy. “This is governing by vibe,” said one political analyst. “It’s very modern.”
As journalists gathered for the briefing, aides finalised talking points, carefully ensuring they could be adapted to any question by repeating the words “stability,” “moment,” and “forward.”
The spokesperson opened with confidence, announcing that the government’s position was “clear.” When asked to clarify, they reiterated the clarity.
By early afternoon, the narrative had already shifted slightly, though officials insisted this was not a change but an “evolution.” “Narratives grow,” an aide explained. “Like people.”
Responsive Government Operations
As the day ended, plans were already underway for tomorrow’s emergency meeting, where officials will decide whether today’s narrative was successful or should be quietly retired.
“This is responsive government,” said one source. “We respond constantly.”
Whether the public follows remains an open question for Westminster watchers and political commentators.
Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. Contact: editor@prat.uk
