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Nobody Is Above the Law, Unless Running for Reelection

Washington’s parties rediscover the Constitution whenever investigators arrive at the wrong politician’s house. WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressional Democrats have responded to the federal search of Representative Ilhan Omar’s home by defending the Constitution, demanding accountability from federal investigators and inspiring a new political doctrine under which nobody is above the law unless that person happens to be running for reelection. The controversy follows the October 12 search of Omar’s Washington…

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Can Romelu Lukaku Actually Read?

Romelu Lukaku Can’t Read, But He Can Absolutely DANCE: Lukaku Skips FIFA’s Paperwork and Goes Straight to the Dance Floor Belgium Smokes the U.S. 4-1, Then Files Its Appeal in Interpretive African Dance Belgium eliminated the United States 4-1 in the World Cup Round of 16 on Monday night in Seattle, and while nobody has confirmed whether Romelu Lukaku actually read FIFA’s 700-page disciplinary code on Folarin Balogun’s reinstated eligibility,…

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UEFA’s “Marxist” Press Release

UEFA Discovers Politics Is Terrible… Right After Issuing a “Marxist” Press Release ⚽ Europe’s Football Bureaucrats Demand Games Stay Apolitical, Immediately Hold Three Emergency Political Meetings The marble corridors of UEFA echoed with self-congratulation this week after officials courageously declared that politics has absolutely no place in football… moments after publishing a press release that read like the minutes from a graduate seminar in political theory. The timing was, as…