Metropolitan Police Announce New Crime Fighting Strategy: Declaring “Crime is Now Illegal” | Forces Confident That Making Something Illegal Will Prevent It From Happening
Metropolitan Police Announce New Crime Prevention Strategy: Stop Investigating Crime Entirely | Department Confident That Ceasing Crime Investigation Will Reduce Crime Rates
London Crime News Assures Residents Danger Is Mostly Theoretical But Very Well Covered News Analysis | London | Updated just now with dramatic tension London crime news continues its proud tradition of reporting incidents with the intensity of a spy thriller and the outcome of a mild inconvenience. Editors confirmed that any event involving at least one police car and a person saying “I heard shouting” now qualifies as a…
