Parliament Confirms Cellar Still Searched Before Every Opening
Parliament Confirms Cellar Still Searched Before Every Opening | Yeomen of the Guard maintain tradition dating to Gunpowder Plot, four centuries on
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Knobbly Crab Declines Peerage
Knobbly Crab Declines Peerage: “I Already Have a Shell, Thank You” Palace Confirms Offer Was Genuine; Crab Confirms Shell Is Sufficient; Honours Committee Confirms It Has Never Written This Sentence Before WHITSTABLE, KENT — The knobbly crab, Britain’s most trusted political figure and the only elected official in the country whose approval rating rises every time it declines to speak, has formally rejected an offer of a life peerage from His Majesty’s…
Parliament Building Leans Slightly, Matching Arguments Inside
Parliament Building Leans Slightly, Matching Arguments Inside | Palace of Westminster’s measurable subsidence draws comparisons to chamber debates