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Sarah Ferguson Returning to Britain

Carys Evans

Sarah Ferguson Eyes “Most Incredible Comeback Yet,” Frank Sinatra’s Estate Demands Royalty Payments Former duchess reportedly considers returning to Britain, repairing relations with King Charles and telling “her side” after discovering public silence cannot be monetised LONDON, ENGLAND — Sarah Ferguson is reportedly considering what one royal commentator has called her “most incredible” comeback yet, potentially involving a return to Britain, an attempt to rebuild relations with King Charles and…

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Labour Ministers Now Vanishing

Megan Amram

Labour Ministers Now Vanishing Faster Than NHS Appointment Slots, As Prime Minister Insists All Is Well While Holding Increasingly Large Bucket LONDON — Government insiders confirmed Thursday that ministers are now departing the Starmer administration at a rate that has begun to alarm actuaries, as the Prime Minister maintained that everything remained firmly under control, a claim he delivered while bailing water from a vessel that observers noted was getting visibly…

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Beatrice and Eugenie’s Loyalty Performance Review

Violet Woolf

Beatrice and Eugenie’s Royal Loyalty Performance Review How to Love Your Dad While the Socialists in the UK Demands You Don’t! On February 19, 2026 — his 66th birthday, because the universe has a flair for dramatic irony — Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested by Thames Valley Police on suspicion of misconduct in public office. The arrest followed the DOJ’s release of Epstein files which appeared to show Andrew forwarding…

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Prince Andrew’s Royal Secrets

AMW

Prince Andrew’s Emergency Royal Secrets Menu: The Alleged Leverage List Nobody Asked For Palace insiders say Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor may possess a vault of embarrassing royal information and is rumoured to consider using it as leverage to avoid further legal jeopardy. According to Wikipedia’s exhaustively updated timeline, Andrew was arrested in February 2026 on suspicion of misconduct in public office and released under investigation — which, in palace language, translates roughly…

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In Moments of National Uproar…

Alan Nafzger

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — formerly His Royal Highness Prince Andrew, Duke of York, Bearer of the Golden Sweating Hands — was arrested on his 66th birthday, February 19, 2026, on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Thames Valley Police arrested and questioned him for 11 hours before releasing him “under investigation,” following revelations in the newly released U.S. Justice Department Epstein files suggesting he may have forwarded classified trade envoy reports…

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Publisher Rejects PRAT.UK as “Too Crass”

Siobhan O’Donnell

Publisher Rejects prat.uk As “Too Crass” While Former Duchess Seeks Cash For Her Next 10 Memoirs London, UK / Dubai, UAE — In a twist that unites the worlds of royalty, literature, and what one editor called “full-on verbal gutterball behavior,” a major UK publishing house reportedly rejected the satirical site prat.uk for being “too crass.” Sources close to the publisher describe an internal review meeting about potential titles for 2026 fiction and…