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Buckingham Palace Alarmed as Harry Helps Without a Licence

Alan Nafzger

Palace fears charity no longer requires a crown NOTTINGHAM, ENGLAND, October 19, 2026 – Prince Harry has plunged the British monarchy into a constitutional crisis after visiting three Nottingham charities without apparently understanding that helping people is traditionally an activity reserved for officially designated members of the Royal Family. According to reports of the Sussexes’ Nottingham visit, Harry and Meghan visited the Community Recording Studio, Himmah and Epic Partners on…

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Sarah Ferguson Returns as Palace Recycling Fails Again

Charlotte Whitmore

King Charles Reportedly Needs Bigger Dustbin LONDON, England — Sarah Ferguson has returned to public life, proving once again that the British monarchy runs the most advanced recycling system in the world. Unfortunately, it only recycles people nobody particularly asked to have back. The former Duchess of York resurfaced in central London on Thursday for a memorial service for her former boyfriend Paddy McNally, the Formula One hospitality pioneer who…

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Scientology Meets the Wales Children

Bethan Morgan

Palace Says It Does Not Comment on Planets WINDSOR, England — A Buckingham Palace spokesman declined to discuss reports that Scientology has taken an interest in the royal family, saying the Palace does not comment on private matters, or on planets. The second part of the statement followed a letter from Prince George asking who administers Jupiter. The reports trace to a StyleCaster piece of 28 October on Tom Cruise…

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William Calls Emergency Meeting on Harry

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Palace Weighs Rule Requiring Second Sons to File Feelings in Triplicate LONDON – Prince William has been placed at the centre of Britain’s latest royal controversy following allegations that his younger brother Harry and sister-in-law Meghan are conducting an unofficial revenge campaign against the monarchy. The allegations, described by Yahoo Entertainment, have prompted constitutional observers to consider whether the heir to the throne holds any legal authority over his younger…

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King Charles’s Good Health Costs Fergie Millions

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Palace Doctors Told to Keep Monarch Alive as Publishers Fret LONDON, ENGLAND – King Charles III has reportedly become an unexpected obstacle to the British publishing industry’s financial recovery after royal gossip suggested Sarah Ferguson might someday release her most valuable family secrets following the monarch’s death. The speculation follows reports alleging Ferguson could delay a royal tell-all until after Charles’s death. Ferguson’s representative has explicitly denied that she is…

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Harry and Meghan Quit Royal Duties, Return to Performing Royal Duties, Buckingham Palace Wonders Whether Anyone Remembered to Tell Them They Resigned

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Royal Household launches emergency investigation after discovering that charitable visits, handshakes and smiling at pensioners can apparently be undertaken without permission from the monarch. LONDON, ENGLAND, October 17, 2026 | Buckingham Palace has been plunged into administrative confusion after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle conducted a series of public engagements in Nottingham that closely resembled royal duties, despite both having resigned from the royal employment arrangements under which such duties…

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King Charles Refers Jamaica’s Slavery Reparations Claim to Privy Council, Palace Fears Every Former British Colony Will Soon Arrive With a Lawyer, Calculator and 300 Years of Compound Interest

Paige Shiver

Buckingham Palace discovers that being king of two countries becomes administratively awkward when one country wants compensation from the other. LONDON, October 17, 2026 – King Charles III has referred Jamaica’s slavery reparations petition to the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council, creating the remarkable constitutional spectacle of a monarch whose Jamaican subjects are seeking a legal remedy for wrongdoing associated with the British Empire. The hearing is provisionally scheduled…

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Andrew’s £1.5m Bill Has Palace Eyeing Something Cheaper, Like the NHS

Paige Shiver

Monarchy’s Cost-Cutting Programme Encounters Difficulty After Officials Discover the Cheapest Royal Is Still More Expensive Than an Ordinary Citizen LONDON, ENGLAND, October 11, 2026 | King Charles’s financial help for his younger brother Andrew has set off a fresh look at royal household economics, with Buckingham Palace now weighing how much Britain might save if troublesome relatives were replaced by essential public services. £1.5 Million From the King’s Private Income…

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Scientology’s Takeover of William and Kate

Oeko Angebot

Twelve Clues Suggest Scientology Is Circling William and Kate, Thirteenth Clue Simply Reads ‘Seriously, How Many Royal Events Is Tom Cruise At?’ Royal journalist assembles 12 pieces of evidence Scientology has reached the heirs, immediately runs out of red string LONDON — Buckingham Palace has reportedly become concerned about Prince William and Catherine’s increasingly visible association with Tom Cruise, although the actual reporting rests on an anonymous source rather than any public…

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Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton

Margaret Colley

Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton, Britain Deploys Entire Royal-Analysis Industry “William chose well” enters the national bloodstream, where ordinary compliments are immediately converted into constitutional events LONDON — Britain’s royal-commentary infrastructure was placed on heightened alert after Tom Cruise reportedly looked at Catherine, Princess of Wales, and delivered the dangerously concise verdict: “William chose well, she’s beautiful.” The remark, reported by Grazia, contained five words of matrimonial analysis,…

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Prince William Called Earl Spencer and Harry “Traitors”

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Henry VIII Rules on Prince William Calling Harry a “Traitor”: “I Know Treason. This Is Not Treason.” The Tudor Monarch Returned From the Dead Reviews Reports That Harry and Earl Spencer Have Formed an “Alliance,” and Finds No Cavalry, No Calais and Not One Single Beheading LONDON — Yahoo’s item repeats a reported, anonymously sourced claim that Prince William has been calling Prince Harry and Earl Spencer “traitors” amid the…

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Royal Family Bombshells

Margaret Colley

Royal Family Announces Fresh Delivery of Bombshells, Britain Asked to Stand Back From the Crater Charles Spencer’s new Diana memoir reportedly contains enough unexploded royal history to keep Fleet Street wearing protective goggles through Christmas The British Royal Family has once again discovered that nothing says “private family matter” quite like publishing 384 pages of it internationally, in twelve languages, with a hardback spine sturdy enough to survive being thrown…

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Diana’s HRH Title Restored By Buckingham Palace

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Diana’s HRH Title Restored By Buckingham Palace, Roughly One Funeral Too Late Buckingham Palace Unveils Its Boldest Bereavement Offer Yet, Delivering Diana’s HRH Title Two Decades Behind Every Reasonable Schedule LONDON — Buckingham Palace has apparently pioneered an entirely new category of customer service: the sympathy upgrade, delivered exclusively to people who can no longer benefit from it. According to a new memoir by Earl Spencer, Queen Elizabeth II offered to…

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Palace Questions Earl Spencer’s Memory

Margaret Colley

Buckingham Palace Questions Earl Spencer’s Memory, Nation Prepares for 1997 to Be Relitigated One Hardcover at a Time Britain Confirms 1997 Has Been Renewed for Another Season Britain announced this week that 1997 will continue indefinitely after Buckingham Palace challenged Earl Spencer’s recollection of events following Princess Diana’s death, ensuring the country can once again revisit one of the most exhaustively revisited years in recorded history. Earl Spencer’s new memoir, Swan…

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King Charles Braces for New Diana Book

Alan Nafzger

King Charles Braces for New Diana Book, Discovers 1997 Still Hasn’t Finished With Him Palace fears an “unfiltered” Charles Spencer memoir after relying for three decades on carefully ironed history LONDON — King Charles is reportedly “bracing for the worst” ahead of Charles Spencer’s forthcoming memoir about Princess Diana, according to this report on the King’s reaction to the Spencer memoir, forcing Buckingham Palace to confront the monarchy’s greatest constitutional weakness: another…

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Diana Inc.: New Book and New Netflix Film

Alan Nafzger

Diana Inc.: New Book, New Netflix Film, and a King Bracing for Impact Thirty years on, Princess Diana remains the family’s most reliable income stream, and nobody in Buckingham Palace can figure out how to unionise against it There is a very specific look that crosses a monarch’s face when he learns a member of his own former in-law network is publishing a memoir called Swan Song, and it is not…

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Prince William Reportedly Fuming

Alan Nafzger

Prince William Reportedly Fuming as Harry Violates Ancient Royal Rule Against Helping People Without Permission Palace moves to protect Britain’s centuries-old royal monopoly on charity after discovering former working prince continues working Reports that Prince William is “fuming” because Prince Harry appears to be behaving too much like a working royal have exposed one of Britain’s least understood constitutional principles: once you leave official royal service, you may continue being…

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Harry and Meghan’s Secret Divorce

Alan Nafzger

Harry and Meghan Reportedly Planning Secret Divorce, Immediately Hire Netflix Crew to Keep It Confidential Confidential separation to be filmed before a live studio audience prohibited from discussing it until the trailer drops LONDON, ENGLAND — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly considering a “secret divorce,” according to an unnamed source whose remarkable commitment to privacy required speaking to a celebrity magazine and ensuring the claim was distributed throughout…

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Sarah Ferguson Returning to Britain

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Sarah Ferguson Eyes “Most Incredible Comeback Yet,” Frank Sinatra’s Estate Demands Royalty Payments Former duchess reportedly considers returning to Britain, repairing relations with King Charles and telling “her side” after discovering public silence cannot be monetised LONDON, ENGLAND — Sarah Ferguson is reportedly considering what one royal commentator has called her “most incredible” comeback yet, potentially involving a return to Britain, an attempt to rebuild relations with King Charles and…