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Keir Starmer’s Next Career

Harriet Collins

BREAKING: Keir Starmer’s Next Career Officially Declared Missing — Britain Asked to Check Behind Sofa Cushions ⚡ BREAKING NEWS — 22 June 2026 | The London Prat LONDON — It’s over. Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister and Britain is now, officially, on its seventh leader in ten years. He stood outside Downing Street on Monday morning, said the words, informed King Charles III, and that was more or less that.…

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Britain Reaches New Era of Political Stability

Alan Nafzger

Britain Reaches New Era Of Governance In Which Political Stability Is Measured In Hours, As Bookmakers Take Bets On Whether Ministers Survive Until Lunch LONDON — The United Kingdom has quietly entered a novel phase of constitutional life, one in which the durability of a government minister is now most accurately expressed not in years, or months, but in the cautious increments normally reserved for a parking meter. Westminster observers confirm that…