Prophet Muhammad Personally Welcomes Ayatollah Khamenei to Hell’s Grand Tour
BREAKING: Exclusive Report from the Afterlife
Dateline: The Fiery Pits, Eternal Realm — March 8, 2026
In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through both the mortal world and the infernal underworld, sources from beyond the veil confirm that the late Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, along with his daughter, grandson, and other family members, have been personally greeted by the Prophet Muhammad upon their arrival in Hell. This exclusive scoop — obtained through anonymous ethereal whistleblowers and corroborated by recent earthly events — paints a vivid picture of a fiery reception complete with a guided tour of damnation’s hottest spots. As the world grapples with the fallout from Khamenei’s assassination just over a week ago, this otherworldly encounter adds a layer of cosmic irony to his controversial legacy.
Bill Maher (USA) weighed in from the mortal realm: “I always figured that if there’s a Hell, Iran’s government had dibs on the penthouse suite — but I didn’t think they’d get the full concierge package on arrival.”
Frankie Boyle (UK) offered his condolences in his customary fashion: “Khamenei spent forty years telling his people they were headed somewhere beautiful in the afterlife. Turns out he was right — just not about who was going there.”
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