Khamenei Assigned to “Eternal Irony Department”
Hell Confirms New Resident Khamenei Assigned to “Eternal Irony Department” Dateline: Infernal Civil Service Headquarters, Lower Circle — Eternal Realm Hell’s Department of Eternal Administration confirmed late Tuesday that its newest high-profile arrival has officially been assigned to the facility’s notoriously demanding Eternal Irony Department, a bureaucratic division responsible for processing the long-term consequences of decisions made by earthly leaders who spent decades insisting they were unquestionably correct. According to…
