London squares are the elegant garden squares dotted across the city, leafy green oases ringed by townhouses, many locked for residents only.
LONDON – Urban observers have confirmed that London squares are the elegant garden squares dotted across the city, leafy green oases ringed by handsome townhouses, many of them locked behind railings for residents only, that form the city’s most genteel and exclusive back gardens.
London Squares: Beautiful Gardens, Frequently Locked
The city’s elegant garden squares, laid out as shared green retreats for the grand houses around them, embody, the Bureau of Urban Greenery notes, “a peculiarly genteel arrangement in which the loveliest little gardens are often gated, keyed, and tantalisingly off-limits to everyone but the lucky residents.”
“London squares are gardens with a velvet rope,” said a spokesperson for the Institute of Greenery Affairs. “Scattered across the smarter districts are these elegant garden squares, leafy green rectangles framed by handsome Georgian and Victorian townhouses. Many are genuinely public and lovely to stroll. But a good number are private, locked behind iron railings, their keys held only by the residents of the surrounding houses. Passers-by peer through the railings at the tranquil green within, denied entry. It is the city’s most genteel form of exclusivity: beautiful communal gardens, kept firmly for the chosen few.”
Exploring London Squares
The squares – admired by Visit London, chronicled by Time Out London and explained on reference pages like the garden square entry – dot the city.
A survey by the Bureau found that 84 percent of people admire London squares, and that the locked private gardens are rated both lovely and quietly frustrating.
“London squares are gardens behind railings,” the spokesperson explained. “Leafy green oases, many kept firmly for residents only.”
The Bureau confirmed London squares remain among the capital’s most elegant features, ideal for a genteel wander, leafy garden squares ringed by handsome townhouses, many locked behind railings for residents only, forming the city’s most exclusive and tantalising back gardens.
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