Leaked War Plans Reveal U.S. Strategy: “Confuse the IRGC With a WWII Museum Exhibit”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what defense officials are describing as “the most historically immersive military deception since Hollywood convinced people Matthew McConaughey could pilot a spaceship,” leaked planning documents suggest the United States is preparing a daring strategy to deal with the widely dispersed units of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).
The solution, according to the documents, is elegantly simple: trick them into gathering in one place by staging a fake amphibious invasion that looks suspiciously like a 1944 history documentary.
Pentagon staffers reportedly describe the operation as a “heritage-themed ruse,” combining elements of the Normandy landings, the Korean War’s Inchon assault, and what one memo calls “the general confusion caused by abandoned military equipment on beaches.”
The strategy hinges on the assumption that the IRGC, upon discovering something that looks like a military landing craft, will immediately panic and concentrate forces nearby.
And that something, according to the leak, is a carefully placed World War II–era amphibious vehicle.
Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. He currently lives in Holloway, North London. Contact: [email protected]
