Burnham Orders Another Review of Childhood
Andy Burnham wants a root-and-branch review of childhood as a million young people sit outside work or training. Westminster appoints adults to find out why.
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Gas Standing Charge Abolished, Cost Moves House
Chancellor John Healey scraps the gas standing charge for 23 million homes and shifts it to the unit rate. Yorkshire pensioners reach for a second cardigan.
Say What You Pay: Job Adverts Must Show Salaries
Andy Burnham plans a say-what-you-pay law putting salaries in job adverts. Recruiters warn the phrase competitive salary may not survive contact with numbers.
NHS Extends Palantir to Escape Palantir
The Government plans to extend the £330m NHS Palantir deal while building a British replacement. Officials explain the road to independence starts with renewal.
Hannity Finds Hatred Wins Elections, British Left Wants Notes
Sean Hannity finds hatred wins elections, and the British left in Westminster demands to know why nobody told them sooner.
Westminster Raises Trader Fees 900 Percent
Westminster City Council backs small business by raising trader fees 900 percent and seeing which London entrepreneurs survive.
Burnham Finds £450 Million for EU Students
Prime Minister Andy Burnham finds 450 million pounds for EU student fees, while British graduates are told to enjoy their own debt.
Labour Doubles Settlement Wait to Ten Years
Labour doubles the wait for settlement to ten years, and Westminster ministers call a longer queue a faster route to belonging.
Government Offers £100, Asks You Not to Spend It
Chancellor John Healey offers households 100 pounds of energy relief in January and asks them not to spend it. Warmth not guaranteed.
Westminster: Where London Governs While You Walk Past
Westminster: Where London Governs While You Walk Past | A Power-Dense Satire of Westminster’s Stone, Procedure, and Relentless Importance
London Borough of Westminster Continues Governing the Background
London Borough of Westminster Continues Governing the Background | London Borough of Westminster Explained to People Standing Near Power