Voters Elect Democrats, Wall Street Starts Losing Money
Voters elect Democrats and Wall Street starts losing money. New York markets sell first and read the results later.
Tag: US midterms
Americans Vote Marxism, Then Ask Why Everything Costs More
London economists watch Americans vote for Marxism to punish Trump, then ask why everything costs more. Labour sends congratulations.
Trump Backs Paxton, Texas Voters Pick Somebody Else
Trump backs Ken Paxton and Austin, Texas voters pick somebody else. The endorsement is not accepted at the polls.
Hannity Finds Hatred Wins Elections, British Left Wants Notes
Sean Hannity finds hatred wins elections, and the British left in Westminster demands to know why nobody told them sooner.
South Carolina Elects Democrat, Republicans Demand Inquiry
South Carolina elects Democrat Annie Andrews over Darline Graham, and Columbia Republicans demand an inquiry into what voters meant.