Soho Residence Review: A 3.9, and the Word Residence Is Doing a Lot | It is not a residence and nobody lives there, and it is the fourth venue in this survey selling the fantasy of a home
Little Violet Door Review: 4.8, and It Is Behind a Little Violet Door | The name is a set of directions, which after five hundred and fifty articles is a considerable relief
The O Bar Review: A Single Letter, and Eight Reviews | A 4.8 bar named after one letter of the alphabet, holding a near-perfect score from a sample far too small to trust
Cahoots Review: A Fake Tube Station, and the Real Ones Were Worse | It is themed as a wartime Underground station. Around a hundred and fifty thousand people slept in the real ones.
Basement Sate Review: To Sate Is to Fill Somebody Completely | It is a stronger word than satisfy, and it comes from the same root as saturate, and it means there is no room left
Thirst Bar Review: The Most Basic Human Need as a Name | A 4.5 Soho cocktail bar named after thirst – the raw biological drive that every bar in history has existed to answer
Murder Inc. Review: A Cocktail Bar Named After Organised Crime | A 4.8 bar named after the real 1930s contract-killing operation that murdered hundreds for the American Mafia
Cahoots Review: The Word Almost Certainly Means a Hut | You are in cahoots with somebody, which is French for cabin, and nobody is entirely sure how it got here
Kamara Review: 4.9, and the Formula Has Never Once Failed | Four hundred and fifteen people, an outstanding score, and the same three things every single time
HDN Review: The Third Initialism, and Nobody Is Saying | Three letters, twenty-three reviews, and the unsolved list is now thirteen entries long
Disrepute Review: Reputation Is the Only Currency This Survey Measures | A bar named after having none, in an economy that runs on nothing else
Simmons Bar Review: Teapot Cocktails and Studied Kitsch | A 4.8 from a chain that serves cocktails in teapots and has made deliberate tackiness into a genuine formula
