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Lucy Worsley

Lucy Worsley: The Woman Who Makes Dead Monarchs Nervous, Footnotes Fashionable, and Tudor Costumes Suspiciously Flattering Britain’s most overdressed academic has spent three decades turning royal scandals into appointment television, and the ghosts of Hampton Court are starting to take notes from her. The PhD That Came With a Wardrobe Budget Lucy Worsley doesn’t merely study history. She cosplays it with a doctorate, a BAFTA, and a look on her…

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Yorkshire Dales National Park

Yorkshire Dales: God’s Own Country, Administered by a Quango That Would Like God to Submit a Planning Application GRASSINGTON — The Yorkshire Dales National Park — limestone pavements, dry-stone walls stretching to every horizon, waterfalls of improbable elegance, and approximately 350,000 sheep who all seem to have signed the same contract about standing dramatically in the foreground of photographs — is, by near-universal consensus, one of the finest landscapes in…

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King Addresses Congress

King Addresses Congress, Nation Briefly Unsure If It Should Clap or Revolt WASHINGTON, D.C. — Before the speech, Congress treated the arrival of a King like a group of people who just realized their ex is now wildly successful and coming to dinner. The ex, in this case, is the British Crown. The dinner is the 250th anniversary of the breakup. And the awkward small talk is an entire joint meeting of…

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London News

London News Declares Itself Breaking, Even When Nothing Actually Happened London woke up today to discover that London news is still mostly about London, which experts say is a bold editorial strategy that has been working since 1785. Editors across the capital confirmed that if at least one pigeon looks suspicious in Trafalgar Square, it qualifies as a developing situation. Professor Lionel Briskett of the Institute for Advanced Obviousness says the…

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Royal Family Confirms Andrew Will Face A Full and Fair Queue

Royal Family Confirms Andrew Will Face A Full, Fair Process, And Also A Full, Fair Queue Five Observations About Equality Before The Law And The British Art Of Waiting Britain finally discovered equality means waiting your turn even if your ancestors owned the turn. The royal crest is not recognised at the Department of Administrative Patience. Courts move slower than monarchy but faster than denial. The phrase “Your Majesty” has…

Political

The ‘Farage Clause’ in Brexit Reset

EU Wants ‘Farage Clause’ in Brexit ‘Reset’ Talks with UK EU Demands ‘Farage Clause’ as Part of Keir Starmer’s Reset Behind the Farage Clause Saga In what Brussels diplomats are reportedly calling the “Farage clause”, the European Union appears to be drafting a provision in post-Brexit reset negotiations with the United Kingdom that would essentially operate like marriage vows at a second wedding—”til bureaucracy do us part.” This clause would demand the…