Sarah Ferguson May Publish a Book
Palace Announces New Emergency Category: “Tell-All Weather Warning” ☕👑 Windsor Castle awoke Thursday to the sound of staff shredding documents with the urgency normally reserved for hurricanes, coronations, and corgis discovering espresso. Insiders say the disturbance followed rumors that Sarah Ferguson may publish a book revealing sensitive family matters involving Prince Andrew. The monarchy has faced many threats over the centuries: revolutions, tabloids, hats shaped like dinnerware. But historians agree nothing terrifies a…