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Nervous Billionaires Explain the Global Energy Panic

Oil Tankers, Economists, and One Extremely Nervous Billionaire Explain the Global Energy Panic Five Observations From the Early Stages of the Asia Energy Crisis Energy experts say the first phase of any global crisis is denial, but Asia has decided to skip straight to “running around waving spreadsheets.” Oil tankers outside the Strait of Hormuz are now so numerous that satellites briefly misidentified them as a new artificial island chain — and…

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AI’s Apocalypse Now or Later

AI’s Apocalypse Now or Later: The City Trembles as Average Software Becomes Slightly Less Brilliant By General B.S. Slinger When Investors See AI, They See Red (Charts and the Tube Map) The City woke up yesterday and saw AI wasn’t just a buzzword anymore — it was an actual thing. Like a smart kettle that also contemplates mortality. Traders collectively spun in their ergonomic chairs, clutched mugs branded “I Survived…