U.S. Navy Supercarrier Breaks Record for Longest Deployment, Crew Begins Identifying as “Ocean Adjacent” “I’ve been on longer stretches than this — the time I worked a full fortnight for Tesco counts, surely.” — Jack Dee “The Americans keep saying the crew shows ‘resilience.’ That’s the word you use when you can’t say ‘we forgot to book their tickets home.’” — Frankie Boyle “At eleven months, that’s not a deployment.…
America Solves Immigration: $100,000 Entry Fee, Neighbourhood Spies, and a Bloke Called a “Homeland Defender” By the London Prat Bureau of Transatlantic Policy Bewilderment The Special Relationship Has Entered Its Bureaucratic Phase The United States of America, that great nation which once declared self-evident truths about liberty and the pursuit of happiness, has landed on a new approach to skilled immigration: charge a hundred thousand dollars for a work visa,…
Tiger Woods and the Ghastly Underbelly of Golf: A Calm, Respectable Sport That Somehow Requires Two Mobiles and a Crisis Manager on Speed Dial Five Understated Observations from the Fairway — Where the Lies Are Long and the Rough Is Rather More Illuminating Than Advertised Golf is the only sport where a man can comprehensively ruin his life whilst wearing a shirt tucked in so neatly it looks as though…
The U.S. Navy Just Admitted Their Biggest Ship Has Been Lost at Sea for 11 Months — on Purpose “I’ve been on long trips, but never one where the return date is written in pencil and then erased.” — Jerry Seinfeld “Any job that makes you miss your ex starts to look like a bad career choice.” — Ron White “The Navy said the crew shows ‘resilience.’ That’s what HR says right…
Mellon Foundation Funds Trans Ideology, Accidentally Invents World’s Most Expensive Group Chat Somewhere between a faculty common room stocked with ethically sourced camomile and a spreadsheet labelled “Liberation Budget Q3,” the modern university quietly crossed a line. No one is entirely certain when it happened. Some historians point to the moment a grant proposal contained the phrase “epistemological joy praxis.” Others say it was when a committee approved funding for…
Ranked: Britain’s Most (and Least) Romantically Combustible Couples — From Thermonuclear to Stone Cold Thermostat Alright, let’s stroll through British romance… which, historically, has about as much warmth as a stone castle in February — and roughly the same draught. You’re right to call Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip one of the coldest couples in history. Not messy. Not dramatic. Just… emotionally refrigerated. Think less Wuthering Heights, more Whitehall memorandum. Now…
The Man Who Saved London by Deciding That Parliament Should Not Have to Smell Its Own River Sir Joseph Bazalgette Paris had Haussmann. London had something better: a genuine public health catastrophe so spectacularly revolting that it forced the British government to act. This is, frankly, very on-brand for Britain. Whereas the French rebuilt their city because an emperor had aesthetic ambitions, Londoners rebuilt theirs because the Thames smelled so…
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