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Government Guarantees Free Healthcare, Patients Guaranteed Something to Do While Waiting

Ministers celebrate the moral triumph of universal treatment while an elderly London patient requests the minor additional benefit of receiving treatment before his next birthday LONDON – Britain’s theoretical healthcare revolution has achieved the remarkable distinction of guaranteeing every citizen the right to medical attention while leaving millions of treatment pathways on a waiting list. Ministers insist the existence of a waiting list should not obscure the achievement of providing…

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Pharmacokinetic Properties

Pharmacokinetic Properties: Or, How Drugs Take a Scenic Route Through Your Body 🧪🚌 There is a certain romance to the phrase pharmacokinetic properties. It sounds like something discussed by people in lab coats who say “interesting” while staring at graphs that resemble mountain ranges drawn by anxious spiders. To the rest of us, it translates roughly as: what the drug does after you swallow it and before it either helps you…