Relationships Current Absurdities

British Woman Squashes Insect on Blind Date’s Forehead, Man Gives Evening 9.8 Out of 10 After Experiencing More Physical Contact Than Previous Three Relationships

London couple demonstrate that modern romance requires chemistry, conversation and occasionally removing wildlife from another person’s head London – Britain’s increasingly complicated dating culture has had an extraordinary breakthrough after a woman dealt with an insect resting on her blind date’s forehead, providing the evening with more genuine physical interaction than most dating apps manage in six months. Holly, a 42-year-old horticulturist, met Graeme, a 47-year-old forest manager, for dinner…