AI’s Apocalypse Now or Later: The City Trembles as Average Software Becomes Slightly Less Brilliant By General B.S. Slinger When Investors See AI, They See Red (Charts and the Tube Map) The City woke up yesterday and saw AI wasn’t just a buzzword anymore — it was an actual thing. Like a smart kettle that also contemplates mortality. Traders collectively spun in their ergonomic chairs, clutched mugs branded “I Survived…
The Economy Has Entered Its New Fitness Phase: Competitive Complaining 🏋️♂️ Britain’s labour market is cooling. Wages slowing. Unemployment rising. And everyone has suddenly discovered that the fastest way to look intelligent in public is not understanding the economy — it’s criticising someone else’s understanding of the economy. In other words: the modern knowledge economy now runs on takedowns as renewable energy. The Actual Situation (aka Reality Before Twitter Arrived) Let’s be fair…
