Constitutional Clarification of What Great Britain Is, How It Differs From the UK, Why Northern Ireland Is Not in Great Britain, and Why This Distinction Matters to an Increasing Number of People Who Were Previously Untroubled by It
Welcome to Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat — the satirical constitutional geography dispatch for anyone who finds the UK-Great Britain-England distinction genuinely confusing, which is many people including some British people.
Great Britain is an island. It contains three countries: England, Scotland, and Wales. The United Kingdom is the state that consists of Great Britain plus Northern Ireland, making it the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. England, Scotland, and Wales are also nations, which is a different category from countries (political states) but often used interchangeably in casual usage. Northern Ireland is a country within the United Kingdom but not part of Great Britain, the island. Ireland (the island) contains both Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland (an independent state). The British Isles is a geographic term for the archipelago that includes Britain, Ireland, and the smaller islands. The Republic of Ireland is in the British Isles geographically but not politically, and officially dislikes the ‘British Isles’ designation. None of this is especially complicated once explained. The confusion is that it is rarely explained before people need it.
England: The Nation That Is Often Confused With the Whole When It Is Part of the Whole
England has approximately 56 million people (84 percent of the UK’s 68 million), is the largest country in Great Britain, contains London (the UK’s capital), and is the nation most commonly meant when people say ‘Britain’ without specifying. England has no devolved parliament — it is governed directly by the UK Parliament at Westminster, which also makes laws for the UK as a whole. This means that Scottish and Welsh MPs at Westminster vote on English education and health policy while England has no equivalent vote on Scottish or Welsh education and health (which are devolved). This is the West Lothian Question, which has been asked since 1977 and has not produced a satisfying answer in the intervening time. UK Parliament’s official site covers the constitutional arrangements.
Scotland and Wales: The Nations With Devolved Parliaments and Complicated Feelings About the Arrangement
Scotland has a devolved Parliament at Holyrood with powers over health, education, justice, and taxation. Wales has a devolved Senedd (parliament) with powers over health and education. Both nations have conducted independence referendums in living memory: Scotland in 2014 (55 percent voted No, to remain in the UK), Wales in 1997 (50.3 percent voted Yes, for devolution of legislative powers, the closest referendum in UK history at that point). The Scottish independence question is not settled; the Welsh independence question is less prominent but exists. “The UK,” confirmed constitutional lawyer Dr. Richard James, “is a state that accommodates significant internal disagreements about whether it should remain a state, which is unusual among stable democracies and probably sustainable indefinitely.” He did not appear entirely confident about ‘indefinitely.’ For satirical UK constitutional geography journalism, visit The London Prat.
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