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Triple Lock Critics Warn Pension Spending Growing Faster Than Economy, Government Suggests Making Economy Triple-Locked Too

Margaret ColleyOctober 4, 2026September 30, 2026

Triple Lock Critics Warn Pension Spending Growing Faster Than Economy, Government Suggests Making Economy Triple-Locked Too | Ministers Unveil Bold Plan Requiring GDP to Grow by Highest of Three Convenient Numbers

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Recession Is Now “A Challenging Vibe”

Violet WoolfMay 4, 2025

Government Unveils Bold New Plan to Fix Economy by Renaming Recession “A Challenging Vibe” In a decisive move praised by nobody but branding consultants, the government this week unveiled a new strategy to address the economy by changing the language used to describe it. Officials confirmed the word “recession” will be phased out and replaced with va challenging vibe.” Britain is now officially governed by people who believe the economy…

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Triple Lock Critics Warn Pension Spending Growing Faster Than Economy, Government Suggests Making Economy Triple-Locked Too

Recession Is Now “A Challenging Vibe”

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