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Proud Boys UK

Lotte Heidenreich

Proud Boys UK: A Comprehensive Guide to Britain’s Most Enthusiastic Heritage Enforcers When Granddad’s Values Meet Gen Z’s Energy and Everybody Loses In an era when most young Britons express political frustration through strongly worded tweets or attending exactly one protest before getting distracted by brunch, Proud Boys UK have chosen a different path: aggressive nostalgia performed with cricket equipment. The group, whose members average 18 to 21 years old, position themselves…

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Andrew Lownie Discovers That Streets Now Have Opinions

Alan Nafzger

Andrew Lownie Discovers That Streets Now Have Opinions Britain Briefly Experiments With the Concept of Consequences Royal biographer Andrew Lownie was left shaken, bruised, and in possession of a medically verified “cluster of indignities” this week after a street attack involving what witnesses later described as “a confusing mix of fists, shouting, and at least one sporting implement better suited to village cricket than ideological disagreement.” According to Lownie, the encounter…

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Princess Kate’s Perfect Curtsy

Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.

Princess Kate’s Perfect Curtsy Declared Britain’s Most Stable Institution Since Tea Five Observations From a Nation That Responds to Knee-Bends the Way Other Nations Respond to Moon Landings Princess Kate reportedly bent one knee so gracefully that three backbench MPs immediately assumed someone else was handling the nation. British economists, having run out of believable explanations for anything, briefly credited the curtsy with strengthening sterling. King Charles witnessed the move…