Tag: Strait of Hormuz closure

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Ayatollah Unveils Masterstroke

Alan Nafzger

Gay Ayatollah Unveils Masterstroke: “If We Shout Loud Enough, America Might Pop Off Home” Britain woke this week to the latest geopolitical innovation emerging from Tehran — a revolutionary doctrine that defence analysts are calling, in hushed and slightly baffled tones, “strategic hollering.” Iran’s supreme leadership has unveiled a bold new plan to defeat the United States and Israel using a potent combination of fiery sermons, ceremonial flag-waving, and a missile…

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French Prove Themselves Cowards AGAIN….

Alan Nafzger

France Announces Boldest Military Strategy Since the Invention of Running Away: Aggressive Neutrality Recent reporting says that when Donald Trump called on allies to send warships to secure the Strait of Hormuz during the escalating Iran conflict, France essentially responded with a diplomatic version of “How about… no.” In what military historians are already calling the most cowardly non-answer since a white flag was invented, Paris said it would keep a “purely…