Harry and Meghan Escape Royal Life, Spend Six Years Rebuilding It
Harry and Meghan escape royal life, then spend six years rebuilding it, standing outside buildings in Nottingham while strangers take photos.
Tag: royal duties
Harry and Meghan Quit Royal Duties, Return to Performing Royal Duties, Buckingham Palace Wonders Whether Anyone Remembered to Tell Them They Resigned
Royal Household launches emergency investigation after discovering that charitable visits, handshakes and smiling at pensioners can apparently be undertaken without permission from the monarch. LONDON, ENGLAND, October 17, 2026 | Buckingham Palace has been plunged into administrative confusion after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle conducted a series of public engagements in Nottingham that closely resembled royal duties, despite both having resigned from the royal employment arrangements under which such duties…
The Royals and Public Transport
The Royals Have Discovered Public Transport, And Frankly It Shows LONDON — The House of Windsor spent this week proving it can do almost anything a normal person does, provided there are nine photographers, a mayor, and a 640-year-old treaty to lean against. Royal Tours Now Require A Tram And A Truly Heroic Amount Of Gravitas The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh kicked off their Portugal trip by riding a historic Lisbon tram,…
Interview With Princess Charlotte of Wales
Interview With Princess Charlotte of Wales A delightful imaginary conversation with the young royal who says she’s happy to be herself, thank you very much Interviewer: Welcome, Charlotte! First question: there’s been chatter online about whether you care that you’re “third in line” not first in line. What do you think? Princess Charlotte: Honestly? I have plenty to do. I’m already really busy choosing my ribbon colours for the week.…
Royal Family News
This piece draws from actual January 2025 royal family news, including King Charles hosting a film premiere at Windsor Castle for his documentary “Finding Harmony,” declining public support for the monarchy among younger Britons, renewed calls for slavery reparations, and Princess Charlotte’s consistent hairstyle choices at public appearances. Royal Reportage circa January 30, 2026 In the great cradle of pomp and pleading—Britain’s royal circus—things are spinning faster than Prince Edward’s…
Princess Charlotte Is Not The Spare
Princess Charlotte Is Not The Spare, She Is The Spark ✨ Every few years, a panel of Very Serious Royal Commentators dust off the same antique theory: life as the second-born royal is a tragic waiting room with better hats. They whisper about shadows, constitutional dilemmas, and historic sighing. Meanwhile, Princess Charlotte is out here doing cartwheels, learning piano, and perfecting the diplomatic art of the polite wave that says, Hello nation, yes…