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Starmer Solves Everything

Alan Nafzger

Starmer Solves Everything by Firing One Guy Nobody Voted For Anyway Westminster awoke this week to the soothing sound of a single, distant chair scraping backward. Crisis, it turns out, has a very specific noise. According to sources who spoke on condition of remaining permanently employed, Keir Starmer resolved the latest Labour turbulence by removing one individual whose name polls suggest the public had never encountered, mispronounced, or Googled. The move was hailed as…

Business Technology

Media Treat Elon Musk Like a Bond Villain

Alan Nafzger

Top Ten Reasons the Marxist Media Treat Elon Musk Like a Bond Villain With WiFi Somewhere in a softly lit newsroom, a columnist sips ethically conflicted coffee and whispers, “But what if the rocket has opinions?” Thus continues the long running saga of certain commentators versus Elon Musk, a man whose greatest crime appears to be building things loudly. Let us examine the top reasons the so called revolutionary press reacts…

America Entertainment

Meghan Markle Releases Another Photo

Alan Nafzger

Nation Braces as Meghan Markle Releases Another Photo That Looks Like It Has a Publicist Hollywood, Montecito, and at least one confused wax museum employee are still recovering after Meghan Markle unveiled her latest “candid” image, reportedly inspired by Audrey Hepburn, soft lighting, and the entire Adobe Creative Suite. Witnesses say the photo features Markle gazing thoughtfully into the middle distance, as if contemplating world peace, oat milk, or which historical icon to…