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London’s Emergency Mediterranean Status

London Reaches 29°C, Entire City Applies for Emergency Mediterranean Status Councils Scramble to Rebrand Roundabouts as “Piazzas” As temperatures in the capital nudged a blistering 29°C — roughly the internal temperature of a packed Central Line carriage on any ordinary February morning — Londoners have responded with the only reasonable course of action available to a nation with four working air conditioners: total societal collapse, followed immediately by ice cream.…