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Divorced Women: Most Fought-Over Demographic

London’s Divorced Women Now the Most Fought-Over Demographic in London, Property Agents Confirm They Saw It Coming First By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Zone 2 coffee shop where the oat milk costs more than some people’s first weddings London’s dating market has a new most-wanted list, and for once it isn’t the 6-foot, “loves to travel,” suspiciously well-lit man from Clapham. According to absolutely nobody with…

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London’s Divorced Women Are Now Officially More Interesting

Clapham Men Confirm Divorced Women Are Now Officially More Marriageable Than Women Who Simply Haven’t Got Round To It Yet By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Wetherspoons near Clapham Junction where the men are, as ever, extremely sure of themselves and extremely wrong Divorced Women?  A groundbreaking study conducted entirely inside the heads of three men called Nigel, Trevor and Barry-from-Sales has confirmed what London’s dating scene…

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Russian Women Poised to Depose Putin!!!

Russian Women are Pissed! Putin’s 1.2 Million Man Problem: Russian Women Face the Return of the Great “Man Shortage” — Just Like Grandma Warned About In news that would make any demographics professor reach for the vodka (and then remember that’s part of the problem), new estimates suggest Russia has suffered up to 1.2 million casualties in Ukraine, including hundreds of thousands killed. While military analysts focus on battlefield strategy and geopolitical…