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Financial Independence Traditionally Involves Making Money

Alan Nafzger

MONTECITO, CALIFORNIA Meghan Reminds Prince Harry Financial Independence Traditionally Involves Making Money Duchess reportedly urges husband to stop treating paid employment as an embarrassing American custom A Yahoo Entertainment report about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry claims the Duchess of Sussex has become frustrated with her husband’s allegedly “snobbish” attitude toward Hollywood, believing he is allowing profitable opportunities to gallop past the mansion without even asking whether they offer dental insurance. The…

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Meghan Markle’s Valentine’s Strawberry Spread

Camden Rose

Meghan Markle’s Valentine’s Strawberry Spread: When Royal Titles Meet Retail Therapy The Duchess of Sussex Discovers the Profitable Path Between Netflix and Jam Jars In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with celebrity branding strategies, Meghan Markle has launched her latest business venture: artisanal strawberry spread through her brand As Ever. Because when streaming success proves elusive, apparently the logical next step is preserves. The Valentine’s Day rollout of…

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Megan’s Goal Is to Become Queen

Harper Thames

“Megan’s Goal Is to Become Queen,” Insider Claims — World Responds With Appropriate Level of Confusion EXCLUSIVE INSIGHTFUL REPORT Montecito, California — In what is being described by experts as “a bold plan that makes total sense only if you squint real hard,” sources say Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, is quietly pursuing the crown — not metaphorically, not symbolically, but literally. Her goal, according to insiders, is to be crowned queen. Not…