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Britain Points Out It Has Already Done the Three-Day Week WHITEHALL, LONDON - American artificial intelligence researchers have warned that their own technology could force society back to 1973, a prediction that has been received in Britain as a reasonable summary of last winter. The warning follows concern that powerful AI systems could be used in cyberattacks on financial institutions, electricity networks and public infrastructure. In practical terms, the people building the future are advising everyone to get ready for a world in which nothing electronic works. Officials in London said they had a folder. Britain Has Done This Before and Kept the Candles The British version of 1973 is better documented than the American one. According to History Hit's account of the three-day week, the arrangement began on New Year's Eve 1973 after a miners' overtime ban halved coal production. Commercial electricity use was limited to three consecutive days a week. Hospitals and supermarkets were exempt. Everyone else worked by candlelight, head torches and lanterns, often under a blanket. Television stations were banned from broadcasting after 10.30pm, and households were encouraged to heat one room. "People keep saying this like it's a warning," said Brian Tolley, 77, a retired electrician from Walsall. "We had the three-day week. I sat in a coat in my own front room for two months. If you want to know what it's like, it's like a Sunday, but the pub is also cold." Mr Tolley said he still owns the candles. He said he has not lit them because the smoke alarm is on the same circuit as the hall light, and he does not trust it. Researchers Discover Civilisation Existed Before Smartphones Scientists studying digital disruption say they have found evidence that people once conducted their affairs without mobile phones, online banking or software that updated itself on a Wednesday. Younger researchers were stunned. "Apparently people used to leave the house and nobody knew where they'd been," said technology historian Brandon Whitlock, who is based in San Francisco. "They'd go somewhere, do their business, come home. Security experts have called it deeply troubling." "We call that going to the shops," said Maureen Dyson, 68, of Barnsley, who said the last time anyone tracked her was in 1986, when a man from the Gas Board looked through the letterbox. Banks May Reintroduce Knowing Your Bank Manager Financial experts say a return to 1973 could force banks to open physical branches, employ human tellers and let customers talk to staff. In Britain, where several thousand branches have closed in recent years, the proposal has sparked interest in what a branch is. "It would be a catastrophic reversal of banking innovation," said investment consultant Douglas Pritchard, in a call that was transferred three times. "For twenty years we've worked to take the personal relationship out of banking. Suddenly people might expect to speak to somebody who can answer a question." Under the arrangements the industry has requested federal funding to research how doors, desks and people work together. The Cabinet Office Has a Scenario for This Whitehall confirmed that the possibility of widespread digital disruption is already on file. The National Cyber Security Centre has stated that AI will "almost certainly increase the volume and impact of cyber attacks" in its published warning on AI and ransomware, and the Cabinet Office's National Risk Register already rates a major retail bank failure as catastrophic. The NCSC published its assessment in January 2024. The Return of 1973 Includes Some Unfortunate Details Economists have cautioned that 1973 is not the golden age some nostalgic Britons imagine. The year was followed by industrial action, inflation, power cuts and a prime minister on television at a desk. Hull motorist Gary Benson said he already had expensive petrol, inflation and politicians shouting at each other, and that if you took away the internet he would be in 1973 by lunchtime. A man in Hull, asked what he would miss, said the internet. Asked what he would not miss, he said the internet. Social Media Users Face Speaking to Other Humans Psychologists rank the loss of social media among the biggest challenges facing modern society. Without smartphones, people would have to say opinions to other people, some of whom would disagree. One study group recreated a 1973 setting by placing six young adults in a room with no internet. After seventeen minutes two of them found they lived in the same block of flats. At forty minutes they were discussing the weather. At fifty-three minutes one suggested a game of cards. The researchers ended the experiment when they realised everyone was enjoying themselves, which they described as a failure of methodology. Grandparents Appointed Survival Consultants The biggest winners from a return to 1973 may be Britons over seventy, who remember blackouts, paraffin heaters and the television going off. Retired electricians, bus inspectors, dinner ladies and Brownie leaders are being treated as strategic assets. Pamela Whitcombe, 79, of Leeds, was asked to address a national technology conference. Her talk lasted eight minutes. She recommended owning a torch, keeping on good terms with the neighbours and not leaving the house in a wet coat. Then she asked whether the conference had tea. The audience gave her a standing ovation, and the tea arrived four minutes later. A final report is expected to advise Americans to prepare for the worst. It will be distributed electronically. Five Humorous Observations on Going Back to 1973 They want us to go back to 1973 without the 1973 prices. That's the worst kind of nostalgia. You keep the power cuts and lose the house you could afford. Six strangers, no phones, seventeen minutes, and two of them live in the same block. They've been avoiding each other on the stairs for years. The Wi-Fi was the wall. A bank where you talk to a person. Who's going to explain the fees? Somebody with a face? That's terrifying. I like my fees anonymous and sent by email. The Americans say we might have to live by candlelight. We've got a guy in Cornwall who does that on purpose and charges eleven pounds for a scented one. Her whole talk was a torch, the neighbours and a wet coat. Then she asked about tea. That's the entire apocalypse manual, and it'd fit on the back of a bus ticket. This disclaimer was typed by candlelight to save power for 1973. The researchers, historians and grandparents quoted are comic turns; the three-day week, the NCSC material and the National Risk Register are real history and real policy. Unsure which is which? See how to tell satire from real news before the lights go out.

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