British Steel Nationalised
British Steel Nationalised After Government Discovers Gravity Also Works Better When It’s State-Owned Ministers Confirm: If It Falls Down, It’s Now Officially Ours In a move hailed by absolutely nobody as “necessary” and by everybody else as “Tuesday,” the government has formally nationalised British Steel, insisting that the laws of physics — much like the trains, the mail, and everyone’s collective will to live — function considerably better once the…