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Dockless Bikes Announced Again, Earlier Bikes Found in Canal

City Hall Pledges a Fresh Fleet as the Previous Fleet Is Located Under a Bridge in Hackney LONDON, ENGLAND | Lord Khan, the Labour mayor of London, discussed dockless bikes at the party conference in Liverpool on Tuesday 29 September, according to ITV News. City Hall said the matter was “being looked at”, which officials confirmed is the stage after “being scoped” and before “being looked at again”. A spokesman…

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London Cyclist Travels Through Four Boroughs

London Cyclist Travels Through Four Boroughs and Causes Three Near-Misses To Save 11 Seconds on Commute LONDON — A 31-year-old data analyst from Islington confirmed Thursday that his new cycling route — which passes through Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Southwark, and briefly Lewisham before looping back north — saves approximately 11 seconds on his morning commute compared to the more direct route that simply did not feel optimised enough. James Haverstock, who has…

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London Boroughs Ranked by Confidence

London Boroughs Finally Ranked by Confidence Despite Having Nothing to Be Confident About London has finally achieved what no imperial census, transport white paper, or mayoral task force could ever deliver: a comprehensive confidence ranking of its boroughs, measured not by results, competence, or infrastructure, but by sheer uncut civic self-belief. 🏙️✨ The methodology was simple and impeccably London. Researchers observed council press releases, overheard brunch conversations, planning committee minutes,…