Theoretical Socialism Promises Everyone Free Breakfast, Then Discovers Nobody Grew the Wheat
Government guarantees toast, butter, eggs and coffee for every citizen, but Ministry of Breakfast admits production remains an unfortunate capitalist technicality LONDON – Theoretical socialism has solved world hunger by declaring breakfast a fundamental human right, although government officials concede that the country’s remaining farmers, bakers and chickens have not yet been told what their obligations are. Under the new Universal Breakfast Guarantee, every citizen is entitled to two slices…