Tag: employment

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Socialist Economy Achieves Full Employment by Hiring Six Men to Supervise One Shovel

Tinsel Vandergraph

Government celebrates record job creation after discovering that employing more people is considerably easier than ensuring anybody produces something useful LONDON – Britain’s theoretical socialist government has announced that unemployment has been eliminated following a groundbreaking public employment programme in which six people are now required to supervise the operation of a single shovel. The National Productive Employment Initiative has created thousands of positions in administration, supervision, workplace equality, occupational…

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British Employers Seek Entry-Level Workers

Alan Nafzger

British Employers Seek Entry-Level Workers With Twelve Years’ Experience in Technology Invented Last Tuesday Britain’s new AI economy promises limitless opportunity for experienced specialists, existing employees, and graduates whose parents own software companies. LONDON — British employers have unveiled a revolutionary solution to the national skills shortage: refusing to employ anyone who still needs to acquire skills. The breakthrough follows new figures showing a labour market increasingly split between experienced…

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Mounjaro Injection Receipts

Judi Online

London Firms Replace CVs and Dating Profiles With Weekly Mounjaro Injection Receipts New Research Suggests Weight Loss Improves Women’s Chances of Finding Work and Partners, Prompting Britain to Put Boots in Charge of Social Mobility A new economic study suggests women who lose weight using GLP-1 medications become substantially more likely to find employment or enter a relationship, confirming that modern society can recognise a woman’s intelligence, personality and professional…